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[ Radio Announcer ]
GOOD MORNING.
THIS IS ORVILLE RICKETT...
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BRINGING YOU THE EARLY-BIRD
EDITION OF KBES NEWS,
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SERVING ALL OF CENTRAL IOWA.
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LOOKS AS IF YOU WHO DID
SOME EARLY PLANTIN' DURING
OUR RECENT WARM SPELL...
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GOT A NASTY LITTLE SURPRISE
THIS MORNING, DIDN'T YOU ?
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YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE
A WHITE EASTER,
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WITH TEMPERATURES CLIMBING
INTO THE LOW TEENS...
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AND A WIND CHILL FACTOR
OF MINUS 24 DEGREES.
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A FEW WEATHER-RELATED
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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THE ANNUAL GREATER DES MOINES
PRESBYTERIAN EASTER EGG HUNT
AND BAKE SALE,
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PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED
TO TAKE PLACE TOMORROW
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB,
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WILL NOW BE HELD IN THE
ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM.
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BUSSES WILL BE RUNNING AN HOUR
TO AND HOUR AND A HALF LATE...
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WHERE SNOWPLOWS ALLOW.
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STAY TUNED FOR LAUD JEANNIE'S
ASCOT HOUR...
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RIGHT HERE ON STATION KBES,
SERVING ALL OF CENTRAL IOWA.
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UNTIL THEN, THIS IS
ORVILLE RICKETT REMINDING YOU...
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TO DRAG THOSE STORM WINDOWS
BACK OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
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AND HAPPY EASTER.
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HEY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.
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[ Wendell Narrating ]
MY NAME IS WENDELL TVEDT.
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I'M A FRESHMAN AT IOWA STATE.
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I'M WAITING FOR
A COUPLE OF GREAT GUYS
FROM MY FRATERNITY.
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WELL, NOT MY FRATERNITY YET.
I'M STILL A PLEDGE.
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BUT ANYWAY, WE'RE ALL GOING
TO PALM SPRINGS FOR THE WEEKEND.
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IN'S OVER THAT WAY.
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I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL
A LATE BLOOMER.
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THAT REALLY DOESN'T
BOTHER ME.
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I'VE EVEN HEARD SOME PEOPLE
CALL ME A NERD.
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I DON'T THINK OF
MYSELF THAT WAY.
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I'D LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS,
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE...
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WHA-WHA-WHOA !
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AWKWARD.
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[ Female Announcer
Over P.A. ]
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THANK YOU.
PALM SPRINGS,
HERE WE COME !
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IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS,
IT'S GONNA BE YOU, ME,
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HOT TUBS, PALM TREES,
AND THE LEGENDARY WOMEN
OF CALIFORNIA.
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AND WENDELL.
[ Chuckling ]
ALL RIGHT, AND WENDELL.
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BUT DON'T SELL THE GUY SHORT.
HE'S GOT A LOT GOIN' FOR HIM...
FOR A PLEDGE.
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MEMBERSHIP IN
THE ASTRONOMY CLUB,
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NAME TAGS
ON HIS BOXER SHORTS,
HIS VERY OWN LIBRARY CARD.
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AND HE'S GOT A COUSIN
WITH A FURNISHED CONDO
IN PALM SPRINGS...
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AND PARENTS
WHO PAID FOR OUR TRIP.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S GOT
A LOT GOIN' FOR HIM.
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JOE ! MOTHER !
HERE I AM !
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MMM-HMM.
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HI, GUYS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
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WENDELL, BUDDY,
YOUR FLY'S OPEN.
OH, IT'S BROKEN.
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THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT
WE MEANT BY HANGING OUT
IN PALM SPRINGS.
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WHERE ARE YOUR FOLKS ?
YOO-HOO !
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[ Alarm Buzzes ]
UH-OH, HONEY.
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PUT 'EM DOWN.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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POOR KID DIDN'T
STAND A CHANCE.
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LAUGH AND I'LL
BREAK YOUR LEG.
JUST DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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OH.
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HI.
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
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I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY FRIENDS.
OH.
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FATHER, MOTHER,
THIS IS MOTHER AND JOE.
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JOE GILLESPIE.
LARRY TUCKER.
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IT'S A PLEASURE,
MR. TVEDT, MRS. TVEDT.
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THEY CALL YOU MOTHER, RIGHT ?
MOTHER TUCKER.
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THAT JUST KILLS ME.
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ISN'T THAT CUTE ?
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IS IT 'CAUSE YOU KIND OF
TAKE CARE OF EVERYBODY ?
HUH ?
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ALL RIGHT.
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BOYS, COULD YA--
COULD YOU HELP ME
WITH THIS STUFF ?
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JUST FOR A MINUTE ?
SURE.
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I DIDN'T WANT MRS. TVEDT
TO OVERHEAR, BUT I GOT
A FAVOR I WANT TO ASK YOU.
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SURE. WHAT IS IT ?
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
NOTICED THIS OR NOT,
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BUT, UH, MY BOY WENDELL
IS A LITTLE--
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WELL, HE'S KIND OF--
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I GUESS AWKWARD IS THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR.
WENDELL ?
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AWKWARD ?
THIS IS WHAT I'M HOPING.
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AREN'T THEY THE BEST ?
THEY'RE WONDERFUL,
DARLING.
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MILLARD SEEMS TO
LIKE THEM TOO. I'M SURE
THEY'RE FINE YOUNG MEN.
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THEY ARE. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.
I'M SURE I DON'T.
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I KINDA WANTED YOU AND JOE
TO SHOW MY BOY AROUND
A LITTLE.
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KINDA TEACH HIM A FEW
OF THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE,
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IF YOU UNDERSTAND
MY MEANING,
WITH THE OPPOSITE S-E-X.
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OH.
I'D BE MORE THAN WILLING
TO MAKE THIS WORTH YOUR WHILE.
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WENDELL'S TOLD ME
YOU WANTED A SAUNA...
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AND A JACUZZI DOWN
AT THE FRATERNITY HOUSE.
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SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
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[ P.A. ] FLIGHT 81 TO
PALM SPRINGS NOW BOARDING.
GEE, THAT'D BE GREAT.
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MILLARD, HURRY
WITH THE CAMERA.
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THAT'S THEIR FLIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
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EVERYBODY GET IN
A STRAIGHT LINE WHILE
I SET THIS THING UP.
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NOW, WENDELL,
STAY OUT OF THE SUN.
YOU'LL BURN.
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OKAY, MOM.
AND GET PLENTY
OF SLEEP.
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JUST DO WHATEVER
MOTHER SAYS, SON.
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THANK YOU, MILLARD.
YOU'RE WELCOME, NAOMI.
EVERYBODY SMILE !
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WHOO-HOO !
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INCREDIBLE, MAN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS,
YOUNG WENDELL.
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LOOK AT THOSE BODIES !
LOOK AT THOSE TANS !
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LOOK AT THOSE PALM TREES.
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[ Wendell ]
WOW !
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[ Radio Announcer ]
THIS IS MADMAN MAC WITH 72 HOURS
OF NONSTOP ROCK AND ROLL,
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SENDING OUT A BIG
PALM SPRINGS WELCOME TO ALL YOU
GREATS FROM DIFFERENT STATES.
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A WEATHER REPORT.
IT'S RAINING IN FORT LAUDERDALE.
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SO IF YOU'RE NOT
IN PALM SPRINGS,
YOU'RE NOWHERE, BABY.
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SLOW DOWN.
HI !
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I'M WENDELL TVEDT,
AND THESE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS,
JOE AND MOTHER.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- GAG ME.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS
TALK TO THEM ?
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THEY WERE VERY PRETTY.
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I DON'T KNOW, WENDELL.
I GUESS WE'RE JUST MOODY.
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WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM.
QUICK.
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[ Female Singers ]
� HE USED TO BE A SHY BOY �
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� UNTIL I MADE HIM MY BOY �
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� I NEVER MISSED
A HEARTBEAT �
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� JUST SITTING IN
THE BACKSEAT �
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� YEAH �
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� I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
ALL MY LOVE �
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� EACH AND EVERY NIGHT �
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� ONE THING
I'M ALWAYS DREAMING OF �
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� I WANNA SQUEEZE
AND HOLD HIM TIGHT �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
MOTHER !
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
SORRY.
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
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� EVERY MINUTE
WE'RE TOGETHER �
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� SEEMS TO LAST FOREVER �
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� HE KNOWS ABOUT A GOOD TIME �
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� GONNA MAKE YOU ALL MINE �
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� ALL MINE �
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� HE GIVES ME LOVIN'
LIKE NOBODY ELSE �
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� I LOVE THE WAY
HE TURNS ME ON �
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� I LONG TO KEEP HIM
ALL TO MYSELF �
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� IF MY HEART COULD BE
THAT STRONG �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD �
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� AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD ��
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OH, GOD, J.C.
LOOK !
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JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
JOE AND MOTHER HERE ?
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AND THEY'VE GOT
THAT IDIOT WENDELL
WITH THEM.
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YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS ?
NO, CHRISSIE, THEY'VE NEVER SEEN
THEM BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES.
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THEY JUST HAPPEN
TO KNOW THEIR NAMES.
I DIDN'T KNOW !
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WE GO TO SCHOOL WITH THEM.
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WE'RE BETA EPSILON,
THEY'RE THETA PI SIGMA.
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OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL THEM,
THETA PIGS.
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[ Girl ] YOU DON'T LIKE THEM ?
NO, WE HATE THEM
AND THEY HATE US.
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BETAS HATE THETAS.
IT'S A TRADITION.
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YOU KNOW, CHAS,
THEY'VE INVADED OUR TERRITORY.
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I THINK THE BOYS DESERVE
A NICE WARM WELCOME.
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IT'S THE VERY LEAST
WE CAN DO.
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[ Wendell ]
WELL, GUYS, HERE WE ARE.
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OVER THERE.
A PARKING SPACE.
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THIS IS IT.
FOLLOW ME, GUYS.
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THAT MUST BE THE ONE.
ALL RIGHT !
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SO FAR SO GOOD.
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WENDELL,
THERE'S NO FURNITURE.
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MY COUSIN SAID THEY'RE
REDECORATING THE LIVING ROOM.
SORRY.
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TO HELL WITH THE LIVING ROOM.
WHAT ABOUT THE BEDROOMS ?
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AH, NICE TOUCH !
YEAH !
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INCREDIBLE !
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WENDELL, BUDDY, THERE
MIGHT BE HOPE FOR YOU YET.
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JUST KNOWING YOU'RE RELATED
TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A MIRROR
OVER A BED LIKE THIS !
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MY COUSIN'S ADOPTED.
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OF COURSE HE IS.
I JUST LOST MY HEAD
FOR A MINUTE.
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OH, NO !
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BUNK BEDS ?
OH, GREAT !
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DIBS ON THE TOP BUNK.
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NO, WENDELL,
THIS IS NOT GREAT.
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LET'S SAY I BRING A WOMAN
UP HERE, AND SAY THE
MASTER BEDROOM IS OCCUPIED.
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LET'S SAY YOU'RE IN
THE TOP BUNK,
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HOVERING
JUST INCHES AWAY.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU ?
OH, I GET IT.
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MOTHER, DON'T WORRY.
IT WON'T BOTHER ME A BIT.
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I CAN SLEEP THROUGH
ALMOST ANYTHING.
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THANKS FOR BEING CONCERNED
ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OKAY.
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HERE'S HOW
WE WORK THIS.
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THE FIRST ONE HOME
GETS THE MASTER BEDROOM.
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RUNNER-UP BETTER PRAY TO GOD
HE'S FOUND A GOOD SPORT.
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AGREED ?
AGREED.
FINE WITH ME.
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WENDELL ?
BOY, JOE,
I'M GONNA GET SOME SHOTS...
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THE OLD ASTRONOMY CLUB
WON'T BELIEVE.
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CAN I SEE THAT
FOR A MINUTE ?
OH, SURE.
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THANKS, BRO.
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[ Joe ]
OH, MOTHER !
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
GET OUT HERE.
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WHOO !
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WHOO !
VERY NICE.
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IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART.
SOMETIMES THE SMALL ONES
ARE THE MOST FUN.
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JOE, WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE DOING UP HERE ?
COME ON.
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OH, MY GOD !
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MOTHER, GET OUT HERE !
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IT'S MY HEART.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO START.
THERE AREN'T WORDS.
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THINK IF I MADE SOME KIND
OF HUMBLE OFFERING,
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LIKE TEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE,
MY FIRSTBORN MALE CHILD--
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JOE, THAT IS DEFINITE
MAJOR LEAGUE MATERIAL.
UH-UH.
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HOWEVER,
WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS,
ALMOST ANY BALLPLAYER...
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WILL TELL YOU HE HAD
A LOT MORE ACTION IN THE MINORS.
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- TO THE POOL ?
- TO THE POOL.
- HERE YOU G--
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HELLO.
SHE DIDN'T SAY HELLO.
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SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU,
JOE.
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MY SUIT JUST SHRUNK.
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WHOOP.
EXCUSE ME.
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NICE RADIO.
YEAH.
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HUH ? OH.
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BLONDES AT 9:00.
206
00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,593
JOSEPH, MINOR LEAGUE
BY COMPARISON...
207
00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,962
BUT ALL SUITED UP
AND READY TO PLAY.
208
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:02,138
HI, BOYS.
MIND IF WE JOIN YOU ?
209
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,441
UH, BEING JOINED
IS ONE OF THE THINGS
WE LIVE FOR.
210
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,443
OH.
211
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:13,149
OW ! OOH ! OOH !
212
00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:18,821
EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY.
[ Screams ]
213
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:23,893
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
214
00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:27,296
SORRY. SORRY.
215
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:30,833
OH, MAN.
I'M SO SORRY.
216
00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,610
HI. MY NAME'S
WENDELL TVEDT.
217
00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,947
I'M MARIANNE
AND THIS IS CHRISSIE.
HI.
218
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,849
HE'S JOE, I'M MOTHER.
219
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,118
YOU KNOW, CHRISSIE,
IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE.
220
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:53,523
IT SURE IS.
I WISH THERE WAS SOME
COMFORTABLE PLACE NEARBY...
221
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:57,360
WHERE WE COULD ALL
RELAX AND COOL OFF.
222
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,695
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS...
223
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,565
I KNOW OF A PLACE
SO COMFORTABLE
AND SO NEARBY--
224
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:05,301
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
HOW COMFORTABLE AND NEARBY
THIS PLACE IS.
225
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,703
IT'S VERY COMFORTABLE
AND IT'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS.
226
00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,039
I'LL MAKE US ALL
SOME LEMONADE.
227
00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,942
WENDELL, CAN I, UH--
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE ?
228
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,344
UM, SURE, MOTHER.
229
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:23,553
WENDELL, JOE AND I WOULD
KINDA LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH
THESE GIRLS FOR A WHILE.
230
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:27,723
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
SO COULD YOU WATCH THE STUFF
AND TAKE A SWIM ?
231
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:31,860
SURE, MOTHER.
NO PROBLEM.
THANKS A LOT.
232
00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,862
WATCH OUT.
HERE HE COMES.
233
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,737
LADIES.
234
00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:46,142
HEY, WHERE'S ALL
THE FURNITURE ?
235
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,777
WE KINDA LIKE THAT
CLEAN, UNCLUTTERED LOOK...
236
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,779
IN, UH,
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
237
00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:53,749
BUT WE DID FURNISH
THE BEDROOM.
238
00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:57,720
OH, GOOD.
WHY DON'T WE GO IN THERE ?
239
00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,389
COME HERE.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT ?
240
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,259
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE DO NOW ?
241
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:09,232
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
WE NEVER ESTABLISHED WHAT TO DO
IN THE CASE OF A TIE.
242
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,335
- IS THERE A PROBLEM ?
- NO, NO.
THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
243
00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:16,172
THE THING IS, WE HAVE
ONE QUEEN-SIZE BED,
244
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,609
AND THEN TWO...
BUNK BEDS.
BUNK BEDS.
245
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:24,280
A QUEEN-SIZE BED ?
OOH !
246
00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:28,117
GEE, I'VE ALWAYS FOUND
THAT FOUR PEOPLE...
247
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:33,022
ON A QUEEN-SIZE BED
CAN BE VERY COZY.
248
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:35,958
- HAVEN'T YOU, CHRISSIE ?
- MM-HMM.
249
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:38,594
YOU MEAN THE FOUR OF US
ON ONE BED ?
250
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,863
MARIANNE AND I
ARE BEST FRIENDS.
251
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,766
WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
252
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:47,203
AHA.
253
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,308
[ Giggling ]
AFTER YOU, MY DEAR.
254
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,923
OH, YES.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
255
00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:10,359
MARIANNE ?
256
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:14,730
COULD YOU JUST UNTIE THIS
FOR ME, PLEASE ?
257
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,800
[ Marianne ]
OH, BY ALL MEANS.
258
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:24,407
OH, HONEY, THAT FEELS
SO MUCH BETTER.
259
00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:27,610
[ Marianne ]
I KNEW IT WOULD.
260
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,945
YEAH.
261
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,015
OH, YEAH.
262
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,355
HOW'S THAT, HONEY ?
263
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:42,091
[ Marianne ]
THAT'S FINE.
264
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,927
READY FOR THIS ?
265
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:55,037
NOW, DON'T GO AWAY, BOYS.
266
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:57,773
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
267
00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:05,448
"DON'T GO AWAY," SHE SAYS.
268
00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,016
I WOULDN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE
RIGHT NOW IF IT CAUGHT ON FIRE.
269
00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:11,554
WE'RE IN THIS TOWN
FOUR HOURS, WE'RE
ALREADY GETTIN' LAID.
270
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,556
OH, PALM SPRINGS !
271
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,738
[ Clears Throat ]
272
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,307
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE DOING IN THERE ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
273
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:34,877
THESE GIRLS ARE EXPERIENCED.
THEY COME PREPARED.
274
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,546
YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL
PUT ONE IN ?
275
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,548
NO.
NEITHER HAVE I.
276
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,585
I THINK IT TAKES A WHILE.
THEY HAVE TO LIE DOWN TO DO IT.
277
00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,855
OH, CHRISSIE,
THIS REMINDS ME.
278
00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:50,259
DID I TELL YOU WHAT
MY GYNECOLOGIST SAID ?
NO. WHAT ?
279
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:54,530
SOME DOCTOR IN FRANCE
THINKS HE'S FOUND A CURE
FOR HERPES !
280
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:57,966
[ Chrissie ] BOY,
WOULD THAT BE A RELIEF.
YEAH. REALLY.
281
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,707
HI.
282
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,477
WE'RE READY.
SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG.
DID YOU MISS US ?
283
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:11,113
WE MISSED YOU.
WE MISSED YOU TOO.
284
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,115
BUT WHILE YOU WERE GONE,
SOMETHING CAME UP.
285
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,018
WE DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW LATE IT IS. THERE'S
SOMEPLACE WE HAVE TO BE.
286
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:19,054
- CAN'T IT WAIT ?
- NO, IT CAN'T WAIT.
287
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,990
IT'S HIS GRANDMOTHER.
VERY ILL.
IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER.
288
00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:26,362
SHE'S DYING AND WE TOLD HER
WE'D COME BY TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
OH, GEE !
289
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,198
WHAT A SHAME !
WE'RE SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
290
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,601
YOU KNOW
HOW GRANDMOTHERS ARE.
HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW.
291
00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:36,905
LISTEN, BOYS, MAYBE WE CAN
GET TOGETHER LATER.
292
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,975
AFTER SHE'S GONE.
THAT'S HARD TO SAY.
293
00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:43,078
IT COULD LINGER ON
FOR DAYS.
WEEKS.
294
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:45,681
MONTHS.
YEARS.
TOO BAD.
295
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,683
BYE.
BYE.
296
00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:52,921
[ Together ]
WELCOME TO PALM SPRINGS,
YOU ASSHOLES !
297
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,090
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE ?
298
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,226
WE'RE HAVIN' A COLD BEER.
299
00:19:57,294 --> 00:20:00,229
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
YOU MIND LEAVING ?
YES, WE'D MIND.
300
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:05,968
THAT WAS A REAL LOWLIFE,
SCUMBAG KIND OF TRICK.
301
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:08,471
WHY, THANK YOU.
302
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:14,109
OH, LOVE THE AMBIANCE, BOYS.
303
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,345
YOU MUST GIVE ME THE NAME
OF YOUR DECORATOR.
304
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,647
AH, THESE ENSEMBLES--
VERY GREEK.
305
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,618
HAVEN'T YOU DICKS
GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ?
306
00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,787
OF COURSE THEY DON'T.
THEY CAN'T GET LAID.
307
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,523
SO WHY NOT COME BY HERE
AND BUG THE SHIT OUT OF US ?
308
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,493
CAN'T GET LAID ?
ME ?
309
00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:33,496
JOE, THIS IS CHAS LAWLOR
YOU'RE TALKING TO,
310
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:35,731
THE PRIDE OF THE BETA EPS.
311
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,801
JUST BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T GET IT UP--
CAN'T GET IT UP ?
312
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,336
HE CAN'T EVEN FIND IT.
HA-HA-HA.
313
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,673
I MEAN, YOU DO REALIZE,
OF COURSE, I WILL HAVE NAILED
HALF THE TOWN...
314
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,675
BY THE TIME YOU GET
YOUR FLY UNZIPPED.
315
00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:50,880
OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE GONNA
HANDLE PALM SPRINGS THE SAME WAY
YOU HANDLED IOWA STATE.
316
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,048
THE HELL WITH QUALITY.
JUST SHOOT FOR QUANTITY.
317
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:55,117
WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO ?
THE GUY'S CHARM ENDS...
318
00:20:55,185 --> 00:20:57,720
THE MINUTE THE VALET
PARKS THE MERCEDES.
319
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,023
HE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE CHOOSY.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT
SOME MONEY ON THAT ?
320
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,826
SURE. LIKE WHAT ?
LIKE, UH--
321
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,861
LIKE, PICK A GIRL--
ANY GIRL.
AND ?
322
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,798
A THOUSAND DOLLARS SAY
I NAIL HER
BY THE END OF THE WEEKEND.
323
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:11,033
MY, GOD !
HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE
ON THE BALCONY ?
324
00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:13,268
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT ONE'S MINE.
325
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:17,606
- [ Chas ]
OH, YEAH ? SINCE WHEN ?
- SINCE I SAW HER FIRST.
326
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:21,610
SO MUCH THE BETTER. A GRAND
SAYS I GET HER BEFORE YOU DO.
HEY, GREAT IDEA, CHAS.
327
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:25,414
THE BETA EPS VERSUS
THE THETA PIGS, THE BATTLE
OF THE NETWORK STUDS.
328
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,518
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
HOTSHOT ?
329
00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:34,957
WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOEY ?
COMPETITION TOO TOUGH ?
330
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:38,694
BULLSHIT. YOU'RE ON.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
331
00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,764
COME ON, J.C.
I THINK THE BOYS
WANT TO BE ALONE.
332
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,233
WHAT ?
333
00:21:45,302 --> 00:21:47,703
[ Snoring ]
334
00:21:57,648 --> 00:21:59,915
WHOA !
335
00:22:23,491 --> 00:22:25,892
OKAY, WENDELL, LISTEN.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
336
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,494
YOU LOOK GOOD, BY THE WAY.
FEEL OKAY ?
DOESN'T HE LOOK GOOD ?
337
00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,097
WELL, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
338
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,833
LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT.
339
00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:37,870
IF IT DOESN'T WORK WITH
THE FIRST GIRL, SHRUG IT OFF
AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
340
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,240
RIGHT.
OCCASIONALLY MOTHER
AND I STRIKE OUT.
341
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:43,342
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
JOE.
342
00:22:43,411 --> 00:22:46,846
IT HAPPENS, SO
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.
OKAY, I WON'T.
343
00:22:46,915 --> 00:22:49,415
I NEVER STRIKE OUT.
WELL, I STRUCK OUT ONCE.
344
00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:51,583
WHO WAS THAT ?
YOUR SISTER.
345
00:22:51,652 --> 00:22:54,187
A-HA-HA.
[ Mumbles ]
346
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:58,691
OKAY, SO I DIDN'T STRIKE OUT
WITH YOUR SISTER.
347
00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:01,327
[ Laughing ]
348
00:23:08,069 --> 00:23:10,837
HOLD IT.
ORDERS FROM THE CHIEF.
349
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:14,307
MOVE IT.
JUST DOIN' MY JOB.
350
00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:17,877
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
351
00:23:23,117 --> 00:23:25,852
� LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA �
352
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,921
� LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA �
353
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,891
� LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA �
354
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:37,196
� LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA �
355
00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:40,766
OKAY ! YOU'VE GOT
YOURS TRULY, MADMAN MAC,
356
00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:43,035
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM ZELDA'S.
357
00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:46,072
QUICK QUESTION FOR THE GIRLS.
HOW MANY OF YOU CAN WE COUNT ON
THIS WEEKEND...
358
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,474
FOR THE LAST BLAST ?
[ Cheering ]
359
00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:52,711
ALL RIGHT ! YEAH !
360
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,414
AND HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA BE THERE,
BE THERE, BE THERE ?
361
00:23:57,252 --> 00:24:00,819
OH YEAH, LADIES !
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
WHERE'S THE BEEF ?
362
00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:03,022
IT'S THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
AT THE RAMADA RESORT,
363
00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:05,024
FOR THE ANNUAL
LAST BLAST.
364
00:24:05,093 --> 00:24:09,595
BE THERE. LET'S GET COOKIN'
AND HOPE THEY'RE GOOD-LOOKIN' !
WHOO !
365
00:24:09,663 --> 00:24:23,475
��
366
00:24:23,544 --> 00:24:27,479
� IF YOU FEEL THERE'S
SOMETHING MISSING
NEED A CUSHION TO SHOW �
367
00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:30,249
� YOU FEEL THERE'S
SOMETHING LACKING
AND THEY NEED MY DOUGH �
368
00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:33,052
WOW, THIS IS GREAT !
369
00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:35,187
WHAT DO I DO NOW ?
ALL RIGHT.
370
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:38,224
CHECK OUT THE GIRLS
AND FIND ONE
THAT APPEALS TO YOU.
371
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:42,395
ONLY IT'S PROBABLY WISE TO STAY
AWAY FROM THE MOST ATTRACTIVE
ONES AS FIRST ONES. SHOOT LOW.
372
00:24:42,463 --> 00:24:46,065
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT YOU
TO THROW YOURSELF AT SOME DOG.
NO.
373
00:24:46,134 --> 00:24:50,202
BE REALISTIC.
BESIDES, THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE
SAID FOR MEDIOCRE-LOOKING GIRLS.
374
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,605
THEY DON'T GET AS MUCH ACTION,
SO THEY TRY HARDER.
375
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:55,607
YOU GOT IT ?
376
00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:02,298
HI. I'M EYVETTE.
377
00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:04,566
WHAT WOULD
YOU BOYS LIKE ?
378
00:25:04,635 --> 00:25:06,568
HOW 'BOUT A PITCHER
AND THREE GLASSES ?
379
00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:08,570
HOW ABOUT SOME I.D. ?
380
00:25:10,774 --> 00:25:13,142
OKAY.
381
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:15,444
MM-HMM.
382
00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:20,415
HAVE YOU BEEN
IN OUR COUNTRY LONG,
MR. YAKAMURA ?
383
00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:24,253
OH, I WAS BORN IN DES MOINES.
THAT'S NOT REALLY MINE.
384
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,056
I JUST BORROWED IT FROM
A GUY IN MY BOTANY CLASS.
385
00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:30,792
NO KIDDING.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I LIKE YOUR HONESTY,
386
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:34,196
SO WHY DON'T I BRING YOU
A GLASS OF MILK AND
AN EXTRA BEER MUG ?
387
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:38,267
OH, OKAY.
I'D LOVE SOME MILK.
AH.
388
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,237
WENDELL,
YOU AMAZE ME.
389
00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:43,405
THANKS, MOTHER.
390
00:25:45,276 --> 00:25:48,077
ALL RIGHT, WENDELL,
TIME TO FIND THE LUCKY GIRL.
YEAH !
391
00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:50,512
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
BEFORE WE DO THIS,
392
00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:52,982
THERE'S SOMETHING
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW.
393
00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:56,252
AND PROMISE
YOU WON'T LAUGH, BUT--
394
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,821
I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH A GIRL BEFORE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
395
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,591
JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURAL
AND YOU'LL BE SURPRISED...
396
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,726
HOW QUICK THE INNER INSTINCTS
WILL TAKE OVER.
397
00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:08,330
YOU WALK UP TO HER, RIGHT ?
THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING
IS A GRADUAL APPROACH.
398
00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:10,099
START SLOW.
RIGHT.
399
00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:15,537
- OBVIOUSLY, WHAT YOU'RE AFTER
IS A NIGHT OF PASSION.
- OR AT LEAST A BLOW JOB.
400
00:26:15,606 --> 00:26:18,307
STILL, YOU DON'T JUST
WALK RIGHT UP AND ASK FOR IT.
401
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:22,011
YOU LEAD UP TO IT GRADUALLY.
HOW DO I DO THAT ?
WHAT DO I SAY ?
402
00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:25,180
YOU OFFER TO BUY HER
A DRINK.
ASK HER TO DANCE.
403
00:26:25,249 --> 00:26:28,984
WOW ! GUYS, LOOK.
THE ONE WITH
THE SHORT HAIR...
404
00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:32,221
IN THE ORANGE ?
[ Mother ]
ALL RIGHT, WENDELL !
405
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,356
NOT BAD !
LET'S DO IT !
406
00:26:34,425 --> 00:26:37,092
I DON'T THINK I CAN.
COME ON NOW,
WENDELL.
407
00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:40,329
WE WILL BE BEHIND YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
408
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:44,633
DON'T WORRY. REMEMBER,
THE WATCHWORD IS "GRADUAL."
409
00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:49,138
EXCUSE ME--
[ Clears Throat ]
410
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,140
EXCUSE ME.
411
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,342
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK ?
412
00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:00,249
UH, WOULD YOU CARE
TO DANCE ?
413
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:09,825
THEN I GUESS A BLOW JOB
IN THE PARKING LOT WOULD
BE OUT OF THE QUESTION.
414
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:20,902
[ Giggles ]
I REALLY LIKE A GUY
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
415
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,073
WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR SOME ICE CREAM ?
OH, SURE.
416
00:27:31,815 --> 00:27:34,350
THAT WORKED ?
417
00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:53,035
SOMETHING WRONG,
WENDELL ?
418
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:55,670
I DON'T FEEL RIGHT
ABOUT THIS, NICOLE.
419
00:27:55,739 --> 00:28:00,142
ABOUT WHAT ?
ABOUT BEING WITH YOU
TONIGHT.
420
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:05,280
THE THING IS, THIS WOULDN'T
BE HAPPENING IF JOE AND MOTHER
HADN'T TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY.
421
00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:08,350
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT GIRLS,
AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
422
00:28:11,155 --> 00:28:13,288
ANYWAY,
THE POINT IS...
423
00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:17,526
I KIND OF GOT YOU HERE
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES AND...
424
00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:20,562
IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO ZELDA'S,
I'LL UNDERSTAND.
425
00:28:22,299 --> 00:28:24,666
I DON'T THINK SO, WENDELL.
426
00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:29,271
I THINK YOU'RE JUST
WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
427
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,212
SWEAR TO GOD, JOE,
I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK.
428
00:28:37,281 --> 00:28:41,883
YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT
THOSE GIRLS WOULD BELIEVE
YOU'RE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE ?
429
00:28:41,952 --> 00:28:44,986
AT LEAST I DIDN'T SPILL
MY DRINKS ON THEM.
430
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,090
OKAY, CASE CLOSED.
431
00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:51,393
ACTUALLY,
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
WE NEED THE REST.
432
00:28:51,462 --> 00:28:53,795
CHAS LAWLOR IS GONNA BE
TOUGH COMPETITION.
433
00:28:53,864 --> 00:28:55,797
CHAS LAWLOR
IS AN ASSHOLE.
434
00:28:55,866 --> 00:28:58,233
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
435
00:28:58,302 --> 00:29:00,702
I'M GETTING KIND OF NERVOUS.
436
00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:04,173
HEY, MAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU'LL DO FINE.
437
00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,608
HERE'S TO IT.
THANKS.
438
00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:12,247
WONDER HOW WENDELL
MADE OUT.
439
00:29:12,316 --> 00:29:15,884
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I HOPE SHE LET HIM DOWN EASY.
440
00:29:15,953 --> 00:29:19,121
HEY, I'LL FLIP YOU
FOR MASTER BEDROOM.
441
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,123
ALL RIGHT.
442
00:29:24,861 --> 00:29:27,796
HEADS. DAMN IT !
YOU ALWAYS WIN.
443
00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:30,332
I'M SURE YOU AND WENDELL
WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
444
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,501
CUTE.
445
00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:37,506
[ Nicole ]
OH, WENDELL.
HEY, JOEY, COME HERE.
446
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:39,674
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
JUST COME HERE A MINUTE.
447
00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:42,111
[ Nicole Giggling ]
448
00:29:42,179 --> 00:29:44,879
OH, WENDELL,
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
449
00:29:44,948 --> 00:29:47,082
DO THAT AGAIN.
I LOVE IT.
450
00:29:47,151 --> 00:29:50,319
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ?
GOOD FOR HIM.
451
00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:52,321
GOOD FOR HIM ?
GOOD FOR US.
452
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:55,991
THAT IS A SAUNA AND JACUZZI
FOR THE FRAT HOUSE IN THERE.
453
00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:58,627
YEAH ! ALL RIGHT.
454
00:29:58,695 --> 00:30:01,497
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
HE'S IN THERE GETTING LAID,
AND WE'RE--
455
00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,500
RESTING UP.
RIGHT.
456
00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:07,636
TOP OR BOTTOM BUNK ?
WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE ?
457
00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:10,405
JESUS ! I FEEL LIKE
WE SHOULD BUILD A FIRE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...
458
00:30:10,474 --> 00:30:12,608
AND TELL GHOST STORIES.
459
00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:16,411
PLEASE, WENDELL ?
ONE MORE TIME.
460
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,547
REALLY ?
ARE YOU SURE ?
461
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:23,552
YES.
IT'S MY FAVORITE.
WELL, OKAY.
462
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,787
� DANKE SHOEN �
463
00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:28,890
� DARLIN'
DANKE SHOEN �
464
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:31,126
� I SAID THANK YOU FOR �
465
00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:35,464
� MMM, ALL THE JOY
YOU BRING �
466
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,667
OH, I LOVE WAYNE NEWTON.
I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS.
467
00:30:38,735 --> 00:30:42,137
WENDELL, YOU'RE PERFECT.
468
00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:44,406
� I RECALL �
469
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:47,409
� CENTRAL PARK IN FALL �
470
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:51,380
� HOW YOU TORE YOUR DRESS
WHAT A MESS �
471
00:30:51,448 --> 00:30:55,284
� I CONFESS
THAT'S NOT ALL �
472
00:30:55,352 --> 00:30:57,286
� DANKE SHOEN �
473
00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:01,290
� OH, DARLIN'
DANKE SHOEN �
474
00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,792
� I SAID THANK YOU FOR �
475
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,496
� OOH, ALL THE JOY
YOU BRING ��
476
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,498
OH, SO EXCITING.
477
00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:13,134
[ Larry ]
THERE SHE IS, JOE.
478
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,136
SHE'S CARRYING A BOOK.
479
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,639
COULD BE FOR EFFECT,
OR MAYBE SHE READS.
480
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:22,177
HMM. SHE'S CHOOSING AN
OUT-OF-THE-WAY CHAISE.
481
00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:25,780
DEFINITE LONER TYPE.
PROBABLY VERY RICH.
482
00:31:25,849 --> 00:31:28,183
NICE TOWEL.
DESIGNER, I THINK.
483
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,322
[ Joe ]
COME ON, LET ME SEE.
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
484
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,924
WOW ! I THINK
I'M IN TROUBLE.
485
00:31:37,194 --> 00:31:40,762
THIS IS A WOMAN WHO IS
DEFINITELY INTO PERFECTION.
486
00:31:40,831 --> 00:31:45,267
I THINK CHAS LAWLOR III HAS
A HELL OF A LOT BETTER CHANCE
OF PULLING THAT OFF THAN I DO.
487
00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,769
BULLSHIT !
IT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS.
488
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,308
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
SO HE'S GOT LOOKS.
489
00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:56,545
HE'S GOT CHARM.
HE'S GOT MONEY.
490
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:59,381
BUT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
HE'LL NEVER HAVE.
491
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,450
YEAH ? WHAT ?
ME.
492
00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:08,189
I HATE TO BRING UP
A TINY LITTLE DETAIL
AT A TIME LIKE THIS,
493
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,360
BUT ON THE OFF-CHANCE
THAT WE SHOULD LOSE THIS BET,
494
00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:13,362
WHERE ARE YOU
GONNA GET THE GRAND ?
495
00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,897
[ Wendell ]
YOU SHOULD SEE HER, DAD.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
496
00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:17,899
AND GUESS WHAT ELSE.
497
00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:22,036
SHE LIVES ON A STREET
CALLED BOB HOPE DRIVE.
498
00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,806
SHE EVEN MET HIM ONCE.
499
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,309
OH, DAD, SHE REALLY DID.
500
00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:29,311
AND GUESS WHAT ELSE.
501
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:32,314
I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH HER
AND HER PARENTS TOMORROW.
502
00:32:34,851 --> 00:32:36,785
OH, OKAY. I WILL.
503
00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:39,988
TELL MOTHER THAT
I'LL CALL HER TONIGHT.
504
00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:42,090
OKAY, DAD, BYE-BYE.
505
00:32:47,464 --> 00:32:50,365
DAD SAYS TO TELL YOU GUYS
CONGRATULATIONS,
506
00:32:50,434 --> 00:32:53,168
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
507
00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:57,339
SO, NICOLE LIVES
ON BOB HOPE DRIVE, HUH ?
508
00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:00,509
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE,
WENDELL.
YEAH, I KNOW.
509
00:33:00,577 --> 00:33:02,844
YOU SHOULD SEE
HER HOUSE TOO. SHOOT.
510
00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:06,014
THEY EVEN HAVE A MAILBOX
SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE CASTLE.
511
00:33:06,082 --> 00:33:08,149
WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, MAN.
REAL PROUD.
512
00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,185
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TODAY ?
513
00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:14,055
WELL, SEE THIS GIRL
IN THE WHITE, WENDELL ?
514
00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,525
OH, YEAH.
515
00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:19,093
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I'M GONNA DO TODAY.
516
00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,095
WE JUST HAVE
TO FIGURE OUT HOW.
517
00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:26,000
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO UP,
INTRODUCE YOURSELF
AND ASK HER OUT ?
518
00:33:26,069 --> 00:33:28,704
WENDELL, WENDELL, WENDELL.
519
00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:30,806
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GIRL.
520
00:33:30,874 --> 00:33:33,908
SHE HAS TO BE APPROACHED
DELICATELY WITH FINESSE.
521
00:33:33,977 --> 00:33:37,612
THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT YOU GUYS.
YOU KNOW THESE THINGS.
522
00:33:37,681 --> 00:33:39,614
I MEAN, LIKE LAST NIGHT.
523
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:42,584
NICOLE SAID SHE ONLY
LEFT ZELDA'S WITH ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE...
524
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:44,586
BECAUSE SHE FELT SORRY
FOR ME.
525
00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:48,189
SHE DIDN'T DECIDE
SHE LIKED ME UNTIL LATER.
526
00:33:48,258 --> 00:33:51,860
AND YOU GUYS FIGURED THAT OUT
RIGHT FROM THE START,
DIDN'T YOU ?
527
00:33:51,928 --> 00:33:53,862
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
528
00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:58,299
OH, BOY, THAT'S GREAT.
THANKS A LOT, GUYS.
529
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,402
DON'T MENTION IT.
530
00:34:05,976 --> 00:34:10,245
[ Together ]
SHE FELT SORRY FOR HIM.
531
00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:18,820
JOE. JOE, YOU'VE GOT
TO SNAP OUT OF IT.
532
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:21,222
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE WELL RID OF HER.
533
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,692
SHE DID NOT DESERVE
A GUY LIKE YOU.
534
00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:26,928
DON'T SAY THAT.
SHE WAS WONDERFUL
AND I LOVED HER.
535
00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:29,498
IT'S MY FAULT SHE LEFT.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ?
536
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:33,201
A GIRL YOU'VE BEEN FAITHFUL TO
FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS
OF YOUR LIFE...
537
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:37,639
LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN,
AND THEN TELLS YOU ALL SHE
WAS AFTER WAS YOUR MONEY.
538
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,641
AND THAT'S YOUR FAULT ?
539
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,210
I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE
TO TRUST ANOTHER WOMAN
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
540
00:34:42,279 --> 00:34:44,880
YOU WILL, JOE.
YOU WILL.
541
00:34:44,948 --> 00:34:47,682
WE JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO WON'T CARE HOW RICH YOU ARE,
542
00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:50,685
WHO WOULDN'T BE
SEXUALLY DEMANDING.
543
00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:54,823
COME ON. WHERE ARE WE GONNA
FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT ?
544
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,825
I DON'T KNOW, JOE.
545
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:00,662
I DON'T KNOW.
546
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,164
[ Airplane Engines ]
547
00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:09,838
[ Man ]
OH ! LOOK AT THAT !
A GUY JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
548
00:35:42,506 --> 00:35:45,039
[ Applauding ]
549
00:35:57,588 --> 00:36:01,623
[ Woman ]
OOH, I'M GONNA GET THIS.
HAND ME MY POLAROID.
550
00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:11,900
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
551
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,803
[ Applauding, Whistling ]
552
00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:20,642
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
ABOUT THE INTRUSION.
553
00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:23,311
IT WAS A, UH,
TRICK OF THE WIND.
554
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:27,782
I WAS SUPPOSED TO LAND
AT THE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS.
I'M LECTURING THERE TONIGHT.
555
00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:31,520
MY PUBLISHER THOUGHT
SKYDIVING MIGHT BE
A GOOD PUBLICITY STUNT...
556
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:36,190
TO PROMOTE MY NEW BOOK,
MIND, BODY AND SEX.
557
00:36:36,259 --> 00:36:39,828
IT WILL BE AT
YOUR BOOKSTORES SOON.
WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ?
558
00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,463
OH-HO-HO, BOYS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN.
559
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:50,371
SO LISTEN, NICOLE,
WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS...
560
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,441
MY ASTRONOMY CLUB
IS HAVING AN AWARDS BANQUET
IN THREE WEEKS.
561
00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:58,146
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ?
I'LL PAY FOR YOUR TRIP
AND EVERYTHING.
562
00:36:58,214 --> 00:37:02,584
I THINK I MAY HAVE A SHOT
AT BEST SCALE MODEL
OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
563
00:37:04,387 --> 00:37:09,090
NO, THAT'S TOO... COCKY.
564
00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:12,427
SHE'LL THINK I'M
AN EGOMANIAC OR SOMETHIN'.
565
00:37:35,185 --> 00:37:37,118
MMM.
566
00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,894
[ Steam Hissing ]
567
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,730
YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE
WHEN I FLEW IN ?
568
00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:51,332
ALL I SAW WAS HER
WALKING AWAY FROM THE POOL.
569
00:37:51,401 --> 00:37:53,401
SO SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET.
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
570
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,170
NOBODY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
HAS THE RIGHT
TO PLAY HARD TO GET.
571
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,508
SHE OWES IT TO MANKIND
TO BE EASY.
YOU ARE A REAL CLASS ACT !
572
00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:02,644
FUCK YOU !
FUCK YOU !
HOLD IT !
573
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:07,082
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GETTING
ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED HERE.
574
00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,184
SUPPOSE WE BOTH GET HER.
WHAT DO WE DO THEN ?
DECLARE A DRAW ?
575
00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:13,822
NOT ON YOUR LIFE. IT'S FIRST
COME, FIRST SERVE, WHICH BRINGS
US TO THE MATTER OF PROOF.
576
00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:17,025
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PROOF" ?
OUR WORD'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH ?
577
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,260
LET'S JUST SAY
I WOULDN'T PUT $1000 ON IT.
578
00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:22,831
OH, JESUS.
WHAT KIND OF PROOF
DO YOU WANT ?
579
00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:25,566
WE'RE TALKIN'
HARD EVIDENCE.
YOU'VE GOT TO CONVINCE US.
580
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,937
YOU WANT PROOF ?
WE'D WANT PROOF.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, GENTLEMEN.
581
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,606
- I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.
- GOOD. WHAT ?
582
00:38:31,675 --> 00:38:33,975
YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S WEIRD
OR SOMETHING, LIKE A VIRGIN ?
583
00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:37,646
IF THERE'S STILL A VIRGIN
LEFT IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD
OVER THE AGE OF 13,
584
00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:41,215
I WILL PERSONALLY
PUT IN A CALL TO RIPLEY'S.
585
00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:44,786
- HI, YOU GUYS.
- J.C., YOU GOT A PHONE ?
586
00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:48,623
I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
I'M TAKING THE JEEP
TO PICK UP NICOLE.
587
00:38:48,692 --> 00:38:50,992
OKAY, WENDELL.
SEE YOU LATER.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
588
00:38:51,061 --> 00:38:53,928
JESUS, MAN !
WHAT'D YOU DO, SOAK YOUR
CLOTHES IN PIERRE CARDIN ?
589
00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:56,597
OH. TOO MUCH, HUH ?
590
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:58,867
I'LL BUY MORE
ON THE WAY HOME, MOTHER.
591
00:38:58,935 --> 00:39:01,636
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
592
00:39:03,373 --> 00:39:05,674
YOU THETA PIGS
MUST BE DESPERATE,
593
00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:09,210
PLEDGING A WIMP LIKE THAT.
WIMP ? HE'S OFF
TO PICK UP HIS GIRLFRIEND.
594
00:39:09,279 --> 00:39:12,013
WE'RE SITTIN' AROUND HERE
SWEATING OUR ASSES OFF
WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS.
595
00:39:12,082 --> 00:39:15,150
THINK ABOUT IT.
FURTHERMORE, J.C., WHY
DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE ?
596
00:39:15,218 --> 00:39:19,721
NO, NO, NO. BETTER IDEA.
JUST LEAVE.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
597
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:23,158
J.C., WHY DON'T WE
GET OUT OF HERE ?
COME ON.
598
00:39:23,226 --> 00:39:27,095
OH, AND BOYS,
I WOULDN'T STAY IN HERE
TOO LONG IF I WERE YOU.
599
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:29,097
YOU MIGHT OVERHEAT.
600
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,800
UGH !
601
00:39:34,671 --> 00:39:37,138
[ Doorknob Clicking ]
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?
602
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,814
FUCKERS LOCKED US IN !
603
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,117
ANYBODY OUT THERE ?
604
00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,519
OKAY, LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
605
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,724
AHH ! SHIT.
606
00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:03,364
[ Horn Honking ]
607
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,885
LAY RUBBER, WENDELL.
UH, WHAT ?
608
00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,554
LAY RUBBER.
PLEASE ? FOR ME.
609
00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:41,736
[ Shouts ]
610
00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:48,143
JESUS CHRIST !
WE COULD'VE DIED IN THERE.
BUT WE DIDN'T.
611
00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:50,145
LET'S GET THOSE BASTARDS.
612
00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:54,482
OW !
613
00:40:58,922 --> 00:41:02,290
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING ?
HURRY. SHE'S COMIN'.
614
00:41:02,358 --> 00:41:04,725
GET INSIDE,
PULL ON THE DOOR,
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
615
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:11,199
JOEY, PLEASE !
DON'T DO THIS.
616
00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:16,704
NO WOMAN IS WORTH IT !
YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE !
OH, YES, I CAN.
617
00:41:16,773 --> 00:41:19,908
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
LEAVE ME ALONE !
618
00:41:21,477 --> 00:41:23,812
[ Whispering ]
SHE'S HOOKED, JOE.
ON THREE.
619
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,382
JOEY ! I'M COMIN' IN !
I'VE GOTTA SAVE YOU !
620
00:41:28,451 --> 00:41:30,618
[ Joe ]
NO, DON'T DO IT.
I WANT TO DIE !
621
00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:33,621
ONE, TWO, THREE !
622
00:41:36,526 --> 00:41:38,927
JOEY ! SPEAK TO ME !
623
00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:42,797
SPEAK TO ME !
JOEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
IS HE ALL RIGHT ?
624
00:41:42,866 --> 00:41:45,066
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP ?
625
00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,468
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO WE DO ?
626
00:41:47,537 --> 00:41:50,571
WE'VE GOT TO BRING
HIS BODY TEMPERATURE DOWN.
LET'S USE A SHOWER.
627
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,907
SHOWER. RIGHT.
628
00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:55,676
JOEY. FOOL. FOOL !
629
00:41:55,745 --> 00:41:58,379
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
630
00:41:58,448 --> 00:42:00,882
EASY DOES IT.
OW !
631
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:04,919
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
TAKE OFF HIS TRUNKS.
DIAPHRAGMATIC CIRCULATION.
632
00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:07,788
RIGHT.
633
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:13,427
GOOD.
NOW COLD WATER, QUICKLY.
HOW COLD ?
634
00:42:13,496 --> 00:42:15,429
VERY COLD.
635
00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:22,871
WHEW.
WHY WOULD HE DO
A THING LIKE THIS ?
636
00:42:22,939 --> 00:42:26,174
HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM.
HE'S INSANE WITH GRIEF.
637
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:28,509
OH, THE POOR THING.
638
00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,511
WE BETTER CALL
A DOCTOR.
OH, NO.
639
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,513
HE'LL BE FINE NOW,
THANKS TO YOU.
640
00:42:32,582 --> 00:42:37,986
OF COURSE,
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
HE MAY TRY THIS AGAIN.
641
00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:43,024
UNLESS HE FINDS A REASON
TO LIVE, SOME LITTLE THING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
642
00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:45,193
LIKE WHAT ?
643
00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:48,596
I DON'T KNOW. IT WOULDN'T
TAKE MUCH. JUST A WOMAN
THAT WOULD LISTEN TO HIM.
644
00:42:48,664 --> 00:42:54,168
BE SENSITIVE TO WHAT HE'S
GOING THROUGH, NOT TRY TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM SEXUALLY.
645
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,542
I SUPPOSE I COULD.
MAYBE DINNER OR SOMETHING.
646
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:03,577
OH, NO, I COULDN'T
ASK THAT OF YOU.
647
00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:07,048
YOU'VE DONE MORE
THAN ENOUGH ALREADY.
NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY.
648
00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,617
IF YOU REALLY THINK
IT WOULD HELP.
649
00:43:09,685 --> 00:43:11,685
YOU'RE A VERY
KIND PERSON.
650
00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:14,855
[ Horse Whinnies ]
COME ON, BOY.
651
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,358
OH, WENDELL,
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HORSES ?
652
00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:21,595
THEY'RE SO SENSUAL
AND SO MAJESTIC.
AND SO TALL.
653
00:43:21,664 --> 00:43:25,066
NICOLE,
MINE LOOKS A LITTLE TIRED.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HEAD BACK.
654
00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:28,702
YOUR HORSE ISN'T TIRED,
HE'S JUST LAZY. COME ON.
LAZY ?
655
00:43:28,771 --> 00:43:32,340
GIDDYAP !
NICOLE ? I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO !
656
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:35,876
WHOA ! WHOA, HORSEY !
NICOLE ! AAH !
657
00:43:51,594 --> 00:43:54,996
[ Woman ]
� YOU SAY THAT YOU NEED
MY LOVE �
658
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:59,733
� AND YOU WANTED MY BODY
I DON'T MIND �
659
00:43:59,802 --> 00:44:03,604
� BABY, ALL I GOT
IS TIME �
660
00:44:03,673 --> 00:44:07,475
� AND I'M WAITIN'
TO MAKE YOU MINE �
661
00:44:07,543 --> 00:44:10,244
� YOU SAY YOU WANT
TO STAY THE NIGHT �
662
00:44:10,313 --> 00:44:16,217
� BUT YOU'LL LEAVE ME TOMORROW
I DON'T CARE �
663
00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:19,020
� ALL OF THE MOVES
ARE RIGHT �
664
00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:24,258
� WE CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE
IT'S PHYSICAL ATTRACTION �
665
00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:28,762
[ Chorus ]
� PHYSICAL ATTRACTION �
� IT'S CHEMICAL REACTION �
666
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:34,435
� MMM-MMM
IT'S PHYSICAL ATTRACTION �
667
00:44:34,503 --> 00:44:40,141
� IT'S CHEMICAL REACTION
YEAH �
668
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:43,044
� TRYING HARD TO GET AWAY �
669
00:44:43,112 --> 00:44:47,614
� BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGHT
THE WAY I FEEL �
670
00:44:47,683 --> 00:44:52,086
� EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE NOT FOR REAL �
671
00:44:52,155 --> 00:44:56,190
� YOUR TOUCH IS DRIVIN' ME
CRAZY �
672
00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:58,425
� AND WHEN YOU SMILE �
673
00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:04,131
� IT'S JUST MAKING ME WANT YOU
MORE AND MORE �
674
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,768
� BABY, WON'T YOU STAY
A WHILE �
675
00:45:07,837 --> 00:45:11,172
� IT COULD BE
SUCH A FANTASY �
676
00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:14,675
� PHYSICAL ATTRACTION �
[ Chorus ]
� PHYSICAL ATTRACTION ��
677
00:45:19,515 --> 00:45:22,149
FEELING BETTER ?
OH, YEAH.
I'LL BE FINE.
678
00:45:22,218 --> 00:45:24,151
GO HOME AND GET SOME SLEEP...
679
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:28,389
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
ALL PALE AND SICKLY WHEN YOU
MEET MY PARENTS TOMORROW.
680
00:45:28,457 --> 00:45:30,958
OH, I WON'T BE.
DON'T WORRY.
681
00:45:33,462 --> 00:45:37,365
WENDELL, I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS OR ANYTHING,
682
00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:41,369
BUT IF MY DADDY
DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU,
I WON'T BE SEEING YOU ANYMORE.
683
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:46,340
HMM. WELL--
684
00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:50,111
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
I'M PRETTY CLOSE
TO MY PARENTS TOO.
685
00:45:50,179 --> 00:45:52,346
YEAH, BUT I LIVE WITH MINE.
686
00:45:52,415 --> 00:45:55,716
AND BELIEVE ME,
DADDY CAN MAKE THINGS
PRETTY ROUGH ON ME...
687
00:45:55,785 --> 00:45:58,219
WHEN I BRING A GUY HOME
THAT HE DOESN'T THINK
IS GOOD ENOUGH.
688
00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:01,989
FOR INSTANCE, ONE TIME
HE EVEN HELD A GUY'S HEAD
IN THE POOL...
689
00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,491
UNTIL HE PROMISED
NEVER TO CALL ME AGAIN.
690
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,794
YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE
THAT WAS FOR ME !
691
00:46:06,862 --> 00:46:08,796
HUH.
692
00:46:08,864 --> 00:46:12,366
DON'T LOOK SO SERIOUS, WENDELL.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
693
00:46:14,237 --> 00:46:16,570
WELL... SEE YA.
694
00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:28,849
YEAH, SEE YA.
695
00:46:34,824 --> 00:46:37,358
THAT'S VERY GOOD, ASHLEY.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?
696
00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,194
[ Together ]
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT.
697
00:46:40,263 --> 00:46:43,164
NOW TRY IT AGAIN
JUST A LITTLE MORE SLOWLY.
698
00:46:45,835 --> 00:46:49,736
OH, YEAH, BREATHE.
YEAH. YOU FEEL IT ?
699
00:46:49,805 --> 00:46:53,307
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN FEEL THE DIFFERENCE.
700
00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:56,877
THANK YOU.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOUR BOOK
IS COMING OUT AGAIN ?
701
00:46:56,946 --> 00:46:59,981
NEXT MONTH. IT'S KIND OF AN
EASTERN AND WESTERN TECHNIQUE...
702
00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:02,783
COMBINED INTO A GRADUAL,
PRACTICAL AT-HOME PROGRAM.
703
00:47:02,852 --> 00:47:06,120
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.
SOUNDS FASCINATING.
CAN YOU SHOW ME MORE ?
704
00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:10,091
I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T.
IF I START THAT,
I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.
705
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:14,028
I UNDERSTAND.
THANK YOU, THOUGH.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
706
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:18,232
I'VE GOT A FREE HALF HOUR BEFORE
A SEMINAR I'M LECTURING AT.
I COULD STOP BY.
707
00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:21,402
I'D LOVE THAT, BUT I'M SORRY.
I'M BUSY TONIGHT.
708
00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:24,838
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW ?
709
00:47:24,907 --> 00:47:27,375
ALL RIGHT. BUT I AM
PRETTY PRESSED FOR TIME.
710
00:47:27,443 --> 00:47:31,979
OKAY, TOMORROW.
I'LL CALL FIRST.
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER ?
711
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,454
YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'VE GOT
A PERFECT SHOT FROM HERE.
OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
712
00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:42,890
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
713
00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:45,092
WHAT TIME AM I
SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP ?
7:00.
714
00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,928
OKAY.
LET'S SEE THIS.
715
00:47:53,569 --> 00:47:57,338
PERFECT. REMEMBER,
WHEN YOU GET HER ON THE BED,
716
00:47:57,407 --> 00:48:00,474
MAKE SURE
ALL THE LIGHTS ARE ON
SO WE KNOW IT'S YOU, OKAY ?
717
00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:01,975
RIGHT.
718
00:48:03,379 --> 00:48:05,479
THERE SHE IS, JOE.
719
00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,981
GET A FEW TEST SHOTS.
GOOD IDEA.
720
00:48:10,987 --> 00:48:15,322
OH, MY GOD ! SHE'S STARTING
TO DISROBE, JOE !
721
00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:17,641
OH, LORD !
722
00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,194
WE REALLY SHOULD NOT
BE DOING THIS.
723
00:48:20,263 --> 00:48:23,631
THIS COULD BE INTERPRETED
AS PERVERTED BEHAVIOR.
LET ME SEE.
724
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,333
ALL RIGHT !
725
00:48:26,402 --> 00:48:29,953
I'M APPALLED AT MYSELF !
CAN I TAKE A LOOK, PLEASE ?
726
00:48:30,023 --> 00:48:32,723
GET LOST. YOU GET
TO GO TO BED WITH HER.
727
00:48:32,791 --> 00:48:35,359
YOU COULD AT LEAST
ALLOW ME THIS PLEASURE.
728
00:48:44,603 --> 00:48:46,637
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
729
00:48:48,607 --> 00:48:51,542
SHE'S GONE.
SORRY.
730
00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,544
[ Snoring ]
731
00:48:55,981 --> 00:48:59,383
WELL, DO I LOOK VULNERABLE
AND HEARTBROKEN ENOUGH ?
732
00:48:59,452 --> 00:49:01,419
LET'S SEE.
733
00:49:01,487 --> 00:49:05,389
SLACKS MODESTLY LOOSE,
NOT A MILLIMETER
OF CHEST HAIR EXPOSED,
734
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:07,824
UNDERSTATED YET
AT THE SAME TIME ELEGANT.
735
00:49:07,893 --> 00:49:11,429
I'D SAY SHE'S YOURS
BY MIDNIGHT.
736
00:49:11,497 --> 00:49:13,497
HE MUST'VE HAD
QUITE A DAY.
737
00:49:13,566 --> 00:49:16,567
I THINK WE UNLEASHED
A GODDAMN TIGER HERE.
738
00:49:18,337 --> 00:49:21,505
DOES HE KNOW WE BORROWED
HIS TELESCOPE ?
YEAH, I LEFT HIM A NOTE.
739
00:49:21,574 --> 00:49:23,840
COME ON.
740
00:49:30,383 --> 00:49:34,318
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?
JOE, WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
741
00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:37,221
SHE SEEMS LIKE
KIND OF A NICE GIRL, HUH ?
SHE IS A NICE GIRL.
742
00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,356
BUT LOOK,
NOBODY'S GONNA GET HURT.
743
00:49:39,425 --> 00:49:41,892
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME,
SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
744
00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:46,964
WE'RE GONNA BE A GRAND RICHER,
AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THOSE
IDIOTS WHO'S BOSS AT IOWA STATE.
745
00:49:47,032 --> 00:49:50,534
NOT TO MENTION SOME GREAT
ACTION SHOTS FOR THE SCRAPBOOK.
RIGHT.
746
00:49:50,603 --> 00:49:54,238
SO REMEMBER,
THE REPUTATION...
747
00:49:54,307 --> 00:49:57,208
OF THETA PI SIGMAS
EVERYWHERE...
748
00:49:57,276 --> 00:49:59,876
IS IN YOUR HANDS
TONIGHT.
749
00:50:01,981 --> 00:50:04,781
IN OTHER WORDS,
DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
RIGHT.
750
00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,763
[ Radio ]
MADMAN MAC HERE
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, IF I MAY.
751
00:50:19,832 --> 00:50:22,966
I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS NEXT ONE
TO MY EX-WIFE BUNNY WHO TAUGHT
ME THE MEANING OF "BLISS"...
752
00:50:23,035 --> 00:50:25,769
WHEN SHE RAN OFF TO DALLAS
WITH A USED CADILLAC SALESMAN.
753
00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:28,239
IT'S THE STOMPERS
AND "COAST TO COAST."
754
00:50:28,307 --> 00:50:30,574
[ Radio Clicks Off ]
755
00:50:30,643 --> 00:50:34,411
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
THAT WAS OUR SONG.
756
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,580
OH, I UNDERSTAND.
757
00:50:41,354 --> 00:50:44,321
[ Male ]
� IT'S THE TRAVELIN'
ROCK AND ROLL SHOW �
758
00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:47,291
�� [ Continues Indistinct ]
759
00:50:53,432 --> 00:50:57,568
� BOYS AND GIRLS
ALL OVER THIS TOWN �
760
00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:00,971
I KNEW IT. THOSE BASTARDS.
SO PREDICTABLE.
761
00:51:02,441 --> 00:51:05,543
� EVERY GIRL AND BOY �
762
00:51:05,611 --> 00:51:08,479
� OH, AIN'T THEM CATS
THE MOST �
763
00:51:08,548 --> 00:51:10,614
� ROCKIN' FROM COAST TO COAST �
764
00:51:10,683 --> 00:51:14,251
� YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH �
765
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,588
� YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH �
766
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:20,491
�� [ Continues Indistinct ]
767
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,627
� REELIN' AND ROCKIN'
FROM COAST TO COAST �
768
00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:26,630
� YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH �
769
00:51:26,699 --> 00:51:29,333
� YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ��
770
00:51:29,402 --> 00:51:32,536
HEY !
WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' ?
771
00:51:32,605 --> 00:51:35,306
EXCUSE ME.
HERE WE GO.
772
00:51:35,374 --> 00:51:38,309
[ Man ]
WHAT IS HE DOING ?
773
00:51:38,377 --> 00:51:40,244
AH, SHIT !
774
00:51:48,321 --> 00:51:51,822
OH, A SMILE.
WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON ?
775
00:51:51,890 --> 00:51:54,891
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST SUDDENLY
FELT BETTER.
776
00:51:57,396 --> 00:51:59,363
WHAT ?
777
00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:02,132
MOTHER !
MOVE YOUR
GODDAMN JEEP.
778
00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:05,336
SORRY, GUYS.
OH, PLEASE.
779
00:52:05,404 --> 00:52:07,371
AH. LET ME GUESS.
780
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,906
JOE'S PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND,
RIGHT ?
781
00:52:09,975 --> 00:52:13,176
I THOUGHT THE HERPES GAG
WAS CHEAP, BUT--
HEY, A GRAND'S A GRAND.
782
00:52:13,246 --> 00:52:16,012
WHATEVER WORKS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, CHAS.
783
00:52:16,081 --> 00:52:18,282
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
784
00:52:18,351 --> 00:52:20,284
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO !
785
00:52:24,990 --> 00:52:27,924
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM HERE ?
NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.
786
00:52:27,993 --> 00:52:30,227
MY JEEP SEEMS
TO HAVE STALLED.
787
00:52:30,296 --> 00:52:34,231
AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST
MY KEYS, SIR.
YEAH.
788
00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,500
JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES,
GUYS.
789
00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:40,771
AH, HERE WE GO.
790
00:52:40,839 --> 00:52:43,574
[ Snoring ]
791
00:53:03,162 --> 00:53:05,095
HUH.
792
00:53:06,399 --> 00:53:08,965
JOE, LISTEN.
793
00:53:09,034 --> 00:53:12,469
I WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHING.
YES ?
794
00:53:12,538 --> 00:53:16,674
WELL, YOUR FRIEND MOTHER
TOLD ME WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH, AND I--
795
00:53:16,742 --> 00:53:19,075
HE HAD NO RIGHT
TO DO THAT !
YES, HE DID.
796
00:53:19,144 --> 00:53:21,178
HE WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
797
00:53:21,246 --> 00:53:23,914
I UNDERSTAND HOW
YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
798
00:53:23,982 --> 00:53:27,150
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
NO, I'M NOT.
799
00:53:30,889 --> 00:53:33,824
YOU SEE,
I'M WEALTHY TOO, JOE.
800
00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:37,127
AND I HAD SOMEBODY USE ME
BECAUSE OF MONEY.
801
00:53:37,196 --> 00:53:40,597
IT REALLY HURTS,
BUT IT GETS EASIER WITH TIME.
802
00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:43,434
I PROMISE.
803
00:53:43,502 --> 00:53:48,706
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME
ABOUT IT IF YOU WANT TO.
804
00:53:48,774 --> 00:53:52,943
AND IF IT HELPS AT ALL,
YOU CAN LEAN ON ME.
805
00:53:53,011 --> 00:53:57,013
WELL, THANK YOU, ASHLEY.
I JUST MIGHT
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
806
00:53:57,082 --> 00:53:59,983
[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
807
00:54:03,489 --> 00:54:05,922
OH, WOW, LOOK AT THE MOON.
808
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:20,621
OH, NO !
809
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,891
[ Groaning ]
[ Gasping ]
RAPE !
810
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,627
RAPE ! RAPE !
811
00:54:32,251 --> 00:54:35,586
LISTEN, KID, DON'T PANIC.
I BELIEVE YOU.
812
00:54:35,654 --> 00:54:38,955
THE OLD BAG'LL PROBABLY
CALM DOWN IN A COUPLE HOURS
AND DROP THE CHARGES.
813
00:54:39,024 --> 00:54:41,392
YOU THINK SO ?
SURE.
814
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:44,561
THE WORST IS YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE CHIEF
SCREAM AT YOU FOR A WHILE.
815
00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:48,565
CHIEF ?
YEAH. YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LIKE HIM. NOBODY DOES.
816
00:54:48,634 --> 00:54:51,034
I'LL TELL YOU,
HE'S A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE.
817
00:54:51,103 --> 00:54:54,772
HE LOVES TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF
BUSTIN' KIDS WHO COME TO
PALM SPRINGS FOR A LITTLE FUN.
818
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,374
JUST BEHAVE YOURSELF.
YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE
PRETTY QUICK, OKAY ?
819
00:54:57,443 --> 00:55:01,244
OKAY, I WILL.
OH, THANK YOU.
820
00:55:01,313 --> 00:55:04,415
- [ Inmate
- [ Inmate
821
00:55:04,483 --> 00:55:07,518
[ Inmate Laughing ]
822
00:55:12,057 --> 00:55:14,057
LONG DINER'S A GOOD SIGN.
823
00:55:15,193 --> 00:55:18,194
GETTIN' KIND OF BORED THOUGH.
824
00:55:18,263 --> 00:55:21,097
� JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU �
825
00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:24,200
IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING,
JOE.
826
00:55:24,269 --> 00:55:26,703
OH, I REALLY
ENJOYED IT TOO.
827
00:55:26,772 --> 00:55:30,040
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN
FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
OR MAYBE A BRANDY ?
828
00:55:30,108 --> 00:55:33,009
OH, NO THANK YOU.
I, UH--
829
00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:37,414
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
830
00:55:37,483 --> 00:55:40,083
REALLY.
I'M JUST A LITTLE FAINT.
831
00:55:40,152 --> 00:55:42,686
I'M SURE I'LL BE FINE
IF I CAN MAKE IT BACK
TO MY PLACE AND LIE DOWN.
832
00:55:42,755 --> 00:55:46,122
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
COME WITH ME.
833
00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:57,501
ASHLEY, I REALLY AM
SORRY ABOUT THIS.
834
00:55:57,570 --> 00:56:00,771
I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR
JUST AS SOON AS I CAN.
IT'S OKAY, JOE.
835
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,873
JUST LAY DOWN FOR A MINUTE.
836
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:10,514
ALL RIGHT. SHOW TIME !
837
00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:12,850
THE LIGHTS, THE LIGHTS.
838
00:56:12,918 --> 00:56:16,419
IT'S A LITTLE DARK IN HERE.
839
00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,088
YES !
840
00:56:18,156 --> 00:56:20,591
GET THE CURTAINS,
JOEY !
841
00:56:20,659 --> 00:56:23,360
A LITTLE STUFFY TOO.
842
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:31,935
ALL RIGHT, JOE.
SOMETIMES YOU EVEN AMAZE ME.
843
00:56:34,206 --> 00:56:36,740
YOU JUST LAY THERE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER.
OH, NO, PLEASE.
844
00:56:38,544 --> 00:56:40,210
GET HER ON THE BED.
845
00:56:40,279 --> 00:56:44,414
CAN YOU JUST, UH,
SIT HERE NEXT TO ME ?
846
00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:51,321
COME ON.
NICE AND EASY.
847
00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:53,340
JOEY, DON'T !
DON'T DO--
848
00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:56,610
JOE, NO.
YOU'RE BLOWING IT !
849
00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:01,498
GOD !
[ Moans ]
850
00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:04,134
JOE, PLEASE !
STOP IT !
851
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:08,739
GOD !
WHAT AM I DOING ?
852
00:57:08,808 --> 00:57:12,976
ASHLEY, REALLY, I'M SORRY.
I LOST MY HEAD FOR A MINUTE.
FORGIVE ME.
853
00:57:13,045 --> 00:57:17,147
IT'S OKAY. I JUST HOPE
YOU DIDN'T MISINTERPRET
ANYTHING I MIGHT HAVE SAID.
854
00:57:17,216 --> 00:57:19,149
IF I'VE MISLEAD YOU
IN ANY WAY--
855
00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:22,686
OH, NO, IT WAS
COMPLETELY MY FAULT.
856
00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:29,159
CAN YOU JUST SIT HERE
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT ?
857
00:57:30,295 --> 00:57:32,830
JOE ? GO HOME.
858
00:57:37,436 --> 00:57:40,270
[ Mother ]
BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL !
JUST WONDERFUL !
859
00:57:40,339 --> 00:57:43,807
GREAT. JUST GREAT, JOE.
GREAT. GREAT.
860
00:57:53,652 --> 00:57:55,919
I WAS PACING AGAIN,
WASN'T I ?
861
00:57:55,988 --> 00:57:58,288
I'LL STOP.
862
00:57:58,357 --> 00:58:03,761
I'M SORRY. I'M JUST NERVOUS.
THIS IS MY FIRST ARREST.
863
00:58:03,829 --> 00:58:05,829
SURE IT IS.
MINE TOO.
864
00:58:05,898 --> 00:58:07,931
WHAT DID THEY
ARREST YOU FOR ?
865
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,269
FOR BEING OVERLY AFFECTIONATE
TO AN UNDERCOVER
VICE SQUAD OFFICER.
866
00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:16,306
THEY CAN ARREST YOU FOR THAT ?
THAT SEEMS UNFAIR.
867
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:19,142
YEAH, WE THINK SO TOO,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
868
00:58:19,211 --> 00:58:22,813
WE'RE USED TO IT.
[ Door Slams Shut ]
869
00:58:22,882 --> 00:58:26,550
WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.
870
00:58:26,619 --> 00:58:29,553
OUR VERY OWN
LITTLE SUPERMARKET OF SIN.
871
00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:31,555
ISN'T THIS A SIGHT
TO BEHOLD !
872
00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:35,859
HI, CHIEF BUTTFACE.
TAKEN ANY GOOD BRIBES
LATELY ?
873
00:58:37,329 --> 00:58:39,763
WHAT'D YOU SAY,
MISS SMITH ?
SHE SAID--
874
00:58:39,832 --> 00:58:42,499
I HEARD WHAT SHE SAID,
MISS JONES !
875
00:58:42,568 --> 00:58:46,236
I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT DEGENERATE FILTH...
876
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:50,073
WOULD HAVE THE AFFRONTERY
EVEN TO DARE SPEAK TO ME.
877
00:58:50,142 --> 00:58:52,275
EXCUSE ME. SIR ?
878
00:58:54,847 --> 00:58:57,414
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT,
YOU PERVERTED
LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ?
879
00:58:57,483 --> 00:59:00,183
OH, WELL--
880
00:59:00,252 --> 00:59:02,553
FORGIVE ME FOR
SAYING THIS, SIR,
881
00:59:02,621 --> 00:59:05,188
BUT PLEASE DON'T TALK
TO THEM LIKE THAT.
882
00:59:05,257 --> 00:59:09,025
YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL INNOCENT
UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY,
883
00:59:09,094 --> 00:59:12,028
AND I THINK WE DESERVE
A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATION.
884
00:59:12,097 --> 00:59:14,731
YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
HOW TO TALK IN MY OWN JAIL ?
885
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,133
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, SIR.
886
00:59:17,202 --> 00:59:20,471
YOU WANT CONSTRUCTIVE
CRITICISM, I'LL GIVE YOU
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
887
00:59:20,539 --> 00:59:24,274
RAPISTS MAKE MY FLESH CRAWL.
888
00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:26,944
YOU FOUL THE VERY AIR
THAT I BREATHE.
889
00:59:27,012 --> 00:59:29,212
YOU AND EVERY OTHER SINNER
IN THIS PLACE !
890
00:59:29,281 --> 00:59:31,214
TRYING TO CORRUPT
MY TOWN, MY STREETS.
891
00:59:31,283 --> 00:59:34,351
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO I AM, YOU MISERABLE
LITTLE TWERP ?
892
00:59:34,419 --> 00:59:37,153
SIR, AREN'T YOU
CHIEF BUTTFACE ?
893
00:59:37,222 --> 00:59:39,422
[ Inmates Laughing ]
894
00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:41,424
[ Woman ]
RIGHT ON !
895
00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:52,903
HOW COULD YOU BLOW IT ?
WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU THINKIN' ?
896
00:59:52,972 --> 00:59:55,405
DO YOU WANNA DROP IT ?
NO, I DON'T
WANNA DROP IT.
897
00:59:55,474 --> 00:59:58,041
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED
OF HEARING ABOUT IT.
898
00:59:58,110 --> 01:00:00,410
OKAY, JOE.
I'LL GO UPSTAIRS,
WAKE LITTLE WENDELL...
899
01:00:00,479 --> 01:00:02,513
AND ASK HIM HOW
WE'RE GONNA WIN A GRAND...
900
01:00:02,581 --> 01:00:06,416
WITH A BUNCH OF ACTION SHOTS
OF ASHLEY TAYLOR TELLING YOU
TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
901
01:00:06,485 --> 01:00:09,620
LET'S GET THE THINGS DEVELOPED
AND I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
902
01:00:09,688 --> 01:00:11,622
YOU BETTER.
I WILL.
903
01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:13,790
YOU BETTER.
I WILL.
904
01:00:13,859 --> 01:00:15,792
YOU BETTER.
905
01:00:15,861 --> 01:00:18,529
WELL, LISTEN.
THANKS A LOT FOR THE RIDE.
906
01:00:18,597 --> 01:00:21,832
[ Smith ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ? THANK YOU.
FOR STICKING UP FOR US.
907
01:00:21,901 --> 01:00:24,668
FOR BAILING US OUT.
FOR EVERYTHING.
908
01:00:24,737 --> 01:00:26,670
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
909
01:00:26,739 --> 01:00:30,240
OH, WENDELL.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
A LITTLE COMPANY ?
910
01:00:30,308 --> 01:00:34,344
THAT'S VERY NICE,
BUT I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP.
911
01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,980
THANKS ANYWAY, THOUGH.
BYE, WENDELL.
912
01:00:37,049 --> 01:00:39,516
BYE.
BYE, SWEETIE.
913
01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:48,458
BOY, WHAT A NIGHT.
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
914
01:00:48,527 --> 01:00:50,794
5:30.
5:30 ?
915
01:00:50,863 --> 01:00:53,997
I DON'T BELIEVE IT !
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET
NICOLE'S PARENTS...
916
01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:56,166
IN SIX AND A HALF HOURS.
917
01:00:56,234 --> 01:00:58,869
HOW AM I GONNA MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION
WITH NO SLEEP ?
918
01:00:58,938 --> 01:01:02,839
WHEN I DON'T GET EIGHT HOURS,
I LOOK LIKE A BIG PILE
OF DOG DOO-DOO.
919
01:01:02,908 --> 01:01:07,644
BOY, LEAVE IT TO OLD WENDELL
TO GET ARRESTED WHEN I'VE GOT
SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO.
920
01:01:07,713 --> 01:01:10,280
ARRESTED ?
FOR WHAT ?
921
01:01:10,348 --> 01:01:14,284
ATTEMPTED RAPE. AND SHE
LET ME SIT THERE ALL NIGHT
BEFORE SHE DROPPED THE CHARGES.
922
01:01:14,352 --> 01:01:17,988
I'M TELLING YOU !
OH, I'M EXHAUSTED.
923
01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:22,693
WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.
924
01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:35,539
GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME IN AND TAKE A LOOK ?
HUH ?
925
01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:37,541
I'M READY.
926
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:51,288
THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
927
01:01:51,357 --> 01:01:53,957
GIMME A LITTLE MORE TIME,
I COULD MAKE 'EM LOOK
A LOT BETTER.
928
01:01:54,026 --> 01:01:57,427
MMM, THESE ARE TERRIBLE.
WE LOST, JOE.
929
01:01:57,496 --> 01:02:01,598
GIMME A BREAK. I TOLD YOU,
THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
930
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:03,634
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
931
01:02:05,003 --> 01:02:07,804
WHAT ?
WELL, WHAT NOW,
932
01:02:07,873 --> 01:02:10,907
MR. "I SWEAR TO GOD
I THOUGHT I HAD HER" ?
933
01:02:10,976 --> 01:02:12,909
YEAH, MAN.
I'M THINKIN'.
934
01:02:14,112 --> 01:02:16,046
OKAY.
935
01:02:16,114 --> 01:02:18,748
HARRY.
936
01:02:18,817 --> 01:02:21,618
WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE...
937
01:02:21,687 --> 01:02:24,020
IF WE PUT THIS
ON TOP OF THIS ?
938
01:02:24,089 --> 01:02:27,457
HMM.
YEAH.
939
01:02:27,526 --> 01:02:29,459
OR...
940
01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:36,533
HOW ABOUT THAT
SUPERIMPOSED ON THIS ?
941
01:02:36,602 --> 01:02:38,535
HONESTLY ?
YEAH.
942
01:02:38,604 --> 01:02:41,505
IT'S GONNA LOOK
LIKE THE COVER OF
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
943
01:02:41,574 --> 01:02:43,006
[ Together ]
PERFECT.
944
01:02:51,217 --> 01:02:54,751
I LOVE CHOPIN.
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT ?
945
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:58,255
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
RECOMMEND...
946
01:02:58,324 --> 01:03:01,525
MUSIC WITH A LOUD,
HEAVY BEAT, BUT--
947
01:03:01,594 --> 01:03:04,528
SIT DOWN.
AS YOU'LL SEE IN
CHAPTER SIX OF MY BOOK,
948
01:03:04,597 --> 01:03:08,765
I ADHERE TO THE THEORY THAT
EXERCISE SHOULD BE DONE IN
A RELAXED, PLACID ATMOSPHERE...
949
01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:12,703
FOR A MORE TOTAL UNION OF
THE PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL.
950
01:03:12,771 --> 01:03:16,940
SPREAD YOUR LEGS.
HOLD ME.
951
01:03:19,411 --> 01:03:21,745
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
TO BREATHE DEEPLY...
952
01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:24,548
AND RELAX.
953
01:03:24,617 --> 01:03:26,883
WE'RE GONNA DO
SMALL CIRCLES.
954
01:03:26,952 --> 01:03:30,186
AND I WANT YOU
TO MOVE WITH ME.
YES.
955
01:03:35,461 --> 01:03:37,594
HOW'S THIS ?
956
01:03:37,663 --> 01:03:42,098
OH, ASHLEY,
YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
957
01:03:42,167 --> 01:03:47,704
DO YOU FEEL IT ?
OH, YES.
958
01:03:47,773 --> 01:03:50,607
DOES IT HURT ?
959
01:03:50,676 --> 01:03:53,410
A LITTLE,
BUT IT FEELS GOOD.
960
01:03:53,479 --> 01:03:57,947
OOH, I'M GLAD.
YEAH.
961
01:03:58,016 --> 01:04:00,584
ALL RIGHT. NOW,
962
01:04:00,653 --> 01:04:04,354
WE'RE GONNA DO ANOTHER ONE
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE
EVEN BETTER.
963
01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:07,924
LIE DOWN ON YOUR BACK.
YEAH.
964
01:04:07,993 --> 01:04:11,161
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
BEHIND YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS.
965
01:04:17,569 --> 01:04:21,338
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
GET OFF OF ME !
966
01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:23,840
COME ON, BABY.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
967
01:04:23,909 --> 01:04:27,944
JUST RELAX. RELAX.
LET IT HAPPEN.
968
01:04:29,948 --> 01:04:32,616
OOH !
[ Moaning ]
969
01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:39,456
DOES THIS MEAN
YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ?
970
01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:19,713
I'M SURE DADDY WILL
BE ALONG ANY MINUTE.
971
01:05:19,781 --> 01:05:22,982
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
I DESPISE IT WHEN HE'S LATE.
972
01:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,485
SO, WILLARD--
MOTHER,
IT'S WENDELL.
973
01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:29,356
WHATEVER.
JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS IT
THAT YOUR FATHER DOES ?
974
01:05:29,424 --> 01:05:34,227
HE OWNS ONE OF THE LARGEST
PIG FARMS IN CENTRAL IOWA,
MRS. FERRET.
975
01:05:34,296 --> 01:05:37,063
HE'S A...
PIG FARMER ?
976
01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:39,699
YES, MA'AM.
977
01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:43,703
DID YOU KNOW THIS,
NICOLE ?
OF COURSE NOT,
MOTHER.
978
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,713
HOW DO YOU DO, SIR ?
I'M WENDELL TVEDT.
979
01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:57,817
HOW DO YOU DO, WENDELL ?
WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE
THE WINE LIST ?
980
01:06:03,725 --> 01:06:06,726
I THINK WE'LL JUST WAIT
FOR MY HUSBAND.
THANK YOU, ALPHONSE.
981
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,232
OH, GOOD.
HERE'S DADDY NOW.
982
01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:26,012
RAPIST !
983
01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:51,871
OH, WENDELL.
984
01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:55,742
I DON'T THINK MY FATHER
LIKES YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SORRY.
985
01:06:57,512 --> 01:06:59,446
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
986
01:07:00,882 --> 01:07:02,816
I MOST CERTAINLY AM.
987
01:07:02,884 --> 01:07:06,653
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I SAW YOU SMILING, NICOLE.
988
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:11,324
I DIDN'T SMILE.
I HAPPEN TO BE VERY UPSET
ABOUT THIS.
989
01:07:13,294 --> 01:07:16,229
LET'S FACE IT.
YOU BLEW IT.
990
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,369
I DIDN'T BLOW IT, NICOLE.
991
01:07:22,437 --> 01:07:26,172
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
IN THERE.
992
01:07:26,241 --> 01:07:29,242
AND WHAT YOUR FATHER DID TO ME
WAS VERY UNFAIR.
993
01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:34,013
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ?
994
01:07:35,617 --> 01:07:37,851
I THINK YOU LIKED IT.
995
01:07:37,919 --> 01:07:41,688
I THINK YOU LIKE SEEING
YOUR FATHER DO THAT
TO YOUR BOYFRIENDS.
996
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:44,190
YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY.
997
01:07:44,259 --> 01:07:46,192
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I THINK ?
998
01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:51,631
I THINK THAT MAKES YOU
NOT VERY NICE.
999
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,368
THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE
I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE.
1000
01:07:57,272 --> 01:08:00,740
WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT--
1001
01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:03,042
GOOD-BYE, WENDELL.
1002
01:08:12,888 --> 01:08:14,821
GOOD-BYE, NICOLE.
1003
01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:36,108
[ Together ]
READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME !
1004
01:08:36,177 --> 01:08:39,712
WE'RE READY FOR YOU TOO,
SUCKERS. GET UP HERE.
1005
01:08:42,951 --> 01:08:46,319
WHOO !
PAY UP, BOYS.
WE SCORED !
1006
01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:50,156
SO DID WE.
1007
01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:52,224
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1008
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:01,100
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
1009
01:09:14,315 --> 01:09:17,484
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT THE HELL
DOES THIS PROVE ?
1010
01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:19,652
YOU'VE GOT YOUR CLOTHES ON
AND SHE'S NOT IN BED WITH YOU.
1011
01:09:19,721 --> 01:09:21,654
HOW DO WE KNOW
ANYTHING HAPPENED ?
1012
01:09:21,723 --> 01:09:24,591
COME ON, CHAS. SHE'S NAKED,
I'M REACHING FOR HER.
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED ?
1013
01:09:24,659 --> 01:09:27,193
I SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING BETTER.
1014
01:09:27,261 --> 01:09:29,796
YES. J.C. ?
1015
01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:35,134
[ Chas's Voice ]
VERY GOOD.
1016
01:09:35,203 --> 01:09:39,105
YOU'RE FANTASTIC, ASHLEY.
DOES IT HURT ?
1017
01:09:39,173 --> 01:09:41,674
[ Ashley ]
A LITTLE,
BUT IT FEELS GOOD.
1018
01:09:41,743 --> 01:09:44,711
YEAH.
[ Moaning ]
1019
01:09:46,781 --> 01:09:50,617
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT,
GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE SOUND
OF TWO PEOPLE FUCKING.
1020
01:09:53,254 --> 01:09:55,755
SO IT IS.
1021
01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:58,457
BUT WHEN ?
WHEN WHAT ?
1022
01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:01,728
- WHEN DID YOU DO IT TO HER ?
- NOT MORE THAN SIX HOURS AGO.
1023
01:10:01,796 --> 01:10:03,730
AHA ! WELL !
1024
01:10:03,798 --> 01:10:08,167
I TOOK THOSE PICTURES
ON THAT ROOF LAST NIGHT,
MY FRIEND.
1025
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:18,578
YOU'D TAKE MONEY
ON A BULLSHIT TECHNICALITY
LIKE THAT ?
1026
01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:20,914
IN A MINUTE.
1027
01:10:22,450 --> 01:10:24,784
ALL RIGHT, HERE,
YOU ASSHOLES !
1028
01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:33,927
ON BEHALF OF
THETA PI SIGMAS EVERYWHERE,
1029
01:10:33,995 --> 01:10:36,295
WE HUMBLY THANK YOU
FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.
1030
01:10:40,268 --> 01:10:43,002
EASIEST MONEY I'VE EVER MADE
IN MY LIFE.
1031
01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:45,672
[ Ashley ]
IT CERTAINLY IS,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
1032
01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:51,243
YOU MADE A BET ON ME ?
1033
01:10:53,848 --> 01:10:57,650
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ?
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE
ARE YOU ANYWAY ?
1034
01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:03,890
I JUST WISH YOU'D TELL ME
WHAT I DID TO ANY OF YOU
TO DESERVE THIS.
1035
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:06,993
I MEAN, IS IT FUN
LYING TO SOMEONE ?
1036
01:11:07,062 --> 01:11:11,698
TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF THEIR VULNERABILITY
FOR A STUPID BET ?
1037
01:11:12,867 --> 01:11:15,401
AND NOW YOU'RE LYING
TO EACH OTHER.
1038
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:21,540
TELL THEM.
1039
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,643
NOTHING HAPPENED.
1040
01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:26,079
I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM THAT.
1041
01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,219
THEN YOU TELL 'EM.
1042
01:11:39,861 --> 01:11:41,928
WHAT'S THE USE ?
1043
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:50,903
YOU LIED ABOUT THIS ?
GIMME MY MONEY BACK.
1044
01:11:50,972 --> 01:11:54,874
FUCK THE MONEY, MAN.
WE GOTTA GO AFTER HER.
WHAT FOR ? IT'S OVER.
1045
01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:58,377
DON'T YOU THINK
SHE DESERVES AN APOLOGY ?
FINE, I'LL SEND HER FLOWERS.
1046
01:11:58,446 --> 01:12:01,047
IN THE MEANTIME,
COULD YOU GET ME A BEER ?
I AM BEAT.
1047
01:12:11,492 --> 01:12:13,559
[ Joe ]
ASHLEY !
1048
01:12:13,628 --> 01:12:15,695
WAIT, PLEASE !
1049
01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,697
I'M SORRY !
1050
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,500
YOU REALLY DON'T
GIVE A SHIT, DO YOU ?
1051
01:12:21,569 --> 01:12:24,771
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING
SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS ABOUT ? YOU
WERE INTO IT AS MUCH AS WE WERE.
1052
01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:28,207
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BET.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING
ATTITUDES ABOUT EVERYTHING.
1053
01:12:28,276 --> 01:12:30,209
THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE,
YOU SMUG--
1054
01:12:30,278 --> 01:12:33,245
[ Phone Ringing ]
1055
01:12:33,314 --> 01:12:36,348
[ Ringing ]
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD
HAVE THOSE BEERS ANYWAY ?
1056
01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:38,651
HELLO.
[ Nicole ]
WENDELL, IS THAT YOU ?
1057
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,787
NO, THIS IS MOTHER.
THIS IS NICOLE.
1058
01:12:40,855 --> 01:12:42,789
HI, NICOLE.
IS WENDELL THERE ?
1059
01:12:42,857 --> 01:12:46,926
NO. NO, WHY ?
I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU.
1060
01:12:46,995 --> 01:12:50,697
WELL, HE WAS,
BUT MY FATHER BEAT HIM UP.
HE WHAT ?
1061
01:12:50,765 --> 01:12:54,233
YEAH, HE BEAT HIM UP.
HE... BEAT HIM UP ?
1062
01:12:54,302 --> 01:12:56,736
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
1063
01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:59,072
LOOK, IS HE ALL RIGHT ?
1064
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:02,274
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS HOPING THAT--
[ Phone Disconnects ]
1065
01:13:02,343 --> 01:13:04,376
HELLO ?
1066
01:13:09,117 --> 01:13:12,785
LOOK, YOU GUYS WAIT HERE.
WATCH FOR ASHLEY.
1067
01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:15,487
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED
TO WENDELL.
1068
01:13:20,394 --> 01:13:22,428
SHE WOULDN'T STOP.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
1069
01:13:22,496 --> 01:13:24,430
WENDELL. NICOLE'S FATHER
BEAT HIM UP.
1070
01:13:24,498 --> 01:13:26,432
HE DID WHAT ?
SHE CALLED.
WE GOT CUT OFF.
1071
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,434
WHERE IS HE ?
IS HE OKAY ?
I DON'T KNOW.
1072
01:13:30,404 --> 01:13:33,106
HE'S GOT THE JEEP.
1073
01:13:33,174 --> 01:13:36,209
I ALWAYS PREFERRED
A MERCEDES ANYWAY.
KEYS ?
1074
01:13:36,277 --> 01:13:38,377
NO KEYS.
YOU EVER HOT-WIRE BEFORE ?
1075
01:13:38,446 --> 01:13:40,379
OF COURSE. YEAH.
REALLY ?
1076
01:13:40,448 --> 01:13:42,381
YEAH, OF COURSE.
ARE YOU SURE ?
1077
01:13:42,450 --> 01:13:44,951
YEAH, YEAH.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY
CALL ME PARNELLI JONES ?
1078
01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:48,988
IT'S NO TIME FOR JOKES.
[ Engine Revving ]
1079
01:13:55,263 --> 01:13:58,164
YOU SURE IT WASN'T
BING CROSBY DRIVE ?
BOB HOPE, JOE.
1080
01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:01,234
JUST LOOK FOR A MAILBOX
SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE CASTLE.
1081
01:14:01,302 --> 01:14:03,535
HOW COULD ANYBODY
BEAT UP WENDELL ?
I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
1082
01:14:03,604 --> 01:14:05,555
HE BETTER BE.
THERE IT IS.
1083
01:14:34,385 --> 01:14:36,319
HI.
1084
01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:40,022
DID YOU FIND HIM ?
NO, WE DIDN'T.
1085
01:14:40,091 --> 01:14:42,024
WHAT DID HE SAY ?
1086
01:14:42,093 --> 01:14:45,194
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
HE WAS VERY UPSET.
1087
01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:48,531
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE HE MIGHT HAVE GONE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
1088
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,533
[ Ferret ]
SWEETHEART ?
1089
01:14:52,169 --> 01:14:56,572
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
YOU GO BACK TO OUR GUESTS.
BUT, DADDY--
1090
01:14:56,641 --> 01:15:00,710
EXCUSE ME, BUT WE
WERE TALKING TO NICOLE.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
1091
01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:05,314
- WE'RE ENTERTAINING. WHY DON'T
YOU PUNKS GET THE HELL OUT ?
- WE'RE LOOKING FOR WENDELL.
1092
01:15:05,383 --> 01:15:08,251
OH, YOU'RE FRIENDS OF
THAT LITTLE BAG OF SLIME, HUH ?
1093
01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:10,486
WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM ?
A LITTLE BAG OF SLIME !
WHY ?
1094
01:15:10,555 --> 01:15:13,155
- WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM ?
- THE SAME THING I'M GONNA DO
TO YOU TWO,
1095
01:15:13,224 --> 01:15:15,524
UNLESS YOU HAUL YOUR BUTTS
OUT OF HERE.
1096
01:15:15,593 --> 01:15:18,144
SIR, WE'D LIKE TO FINISH
OUR CONVERSATION WITH NICOLE.
1097
01:15:18,213 --> 01:15:21,147
IT'LL ONLY TAKE
A MINUTE.
YEAH, SURE YOU WOULD.
1098
01:15:21,216 --> 01:15:24,450
YOU AND EVERY OTHER
HORNY LITTLE BASTARD
IN THIS TOWN !
1099
01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:27,386
KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
AND MY HOUSE !
1100
01:15:27,455 --> 01:15:30,622
DON'T SHOW YOUR FACES
AROUND HERE AGAIN !
YOU MAKE ME SICK !
1101
01:15:30,691 --> 01:15:33,625
LISTEN, SIR. PLEASE.
IF WE COULD JUST--
1102
01:15:37,598 --> 01:15:41,167
FORGIVE THE INTRUSION.
JUST A COUPLE OF
FOREIGN COLLEGE KIDS.
1103
01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:43,202
DADDY, I WANTED
TO TALK TO THEM.
1104
01:15:43,271 --> 01:15:46,339
ISN'T SHE ADORABLE ?
MY SWEET LITTLE HONEY CHILD.
1105
01:15:46,407 --> 01:15:49,842
I TRY TO TREAT
THESE KIDS DECENTLY
WHEN THEY COME INTO TOWN.
1106
01:15:49,911 --> 01:15:52,745
I'M FAIR, I'M LENIENT.
WHAT THANKS DO I GET ?
1107
01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,747
INTRUSIONS, DISRESPECT.
1108
01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:58,450
ATTEMPTS TO LURE MY DAUGHTER
INTO ALL KINDS OF MISCHIEF.
1109
01:15:58,519 --> 01:16:02,521
[ Laughing ]
COME ON, JOSE !
CRANK HER UP !
1110
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:37,523
[ Horn Honking ]
1111
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:55,808
- [ Speaking Spanish ]
- OH, MY GOD !
1112
01:17:03,617 --> 01:17:06,585
WE DID SAY PLEASE,
MOTHERFUCKER.
1113
01:17:15,063 --> 01:17:17,596
[ Inmate ]
HEY ! HIGH FIVE !
1114
01:17:17,665 --> 01:17:21,500
LOOK, I AM NOT A CRIMINAL.
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT.
1115
01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:23,836
[ Officer ]
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
1116
01:17:23,904 --> 01:17:27,173
THIS MUST BE US.
WOW. LOVELY.
1117
01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:35,914
BUNK BEDS ?
1118
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,517
FLIP YOU FOR
THE TOP BUNK.
1119
01:17:38,586 --> 01:17:40,519
THAT'S CUTE. CUTE.
1120
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:55,301
[ Male Singer ]
� WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO �
1121
01:17:57,738 --> 01:18:00,873
� WHEN THERE'S NO PLACE
TO HIDE �
1122
01:18:02,643 --> 01:18:07,946
� HOW YOU GONNA SMILE
WHEN YOU'RE HURT �
1123
01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:12,385
� SO DEEP DOWN INSIDE �
1124
01:18:23,431 --> 01:18:28,934
� HOW YOU GONNA KEEP YOUR HANDS
FROM SHAKIN' �
1125
01:18:33,874 --> 01:18:37,343
� WHEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL �
1126
01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:41,380
� ARE BREAKIN' �
1127
01:18:43,884 --> 01:18:48,987
� YOU'RE FOOLIN' NO ONE
BUT YOURSELF �
1128
01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:59,565
� YOU'RE FOOLIN' NO ONE
BUT YOURSELF ��
1129
01:19:05,173 --> 01:19:07,106
THANKS A LOT
FOR STOPPING.
1130
01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:09,108
MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
1131
01:19:09,177 --> 01:19:12,078
OH, HI !
1132
01:19:12,146 --> 01:19:15,147
ARE YOU OKAY ?
WHAT'S WRONG ?
1133
01:19:19,053 --> 01:19:21,887
[ Chas ]
SIR, THAT VEHICLE
YOU'RE HOLDING AS EVIDENCE...
1134
01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:24,457
HAPPENS TO BE
MY $40,000 MERCEDES.
1135
01:19:24,525 --> 01:19:27,059
THAT JUST ABOUT MAKES YOU
AN ACCESSORY, DOESN'T IT ?
1136
01:19:27,128 --> 01:19:30,963
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
CHARLES LAWLOR III.
1137
01:19:31,031 --> 01:19:33,632
WE HAD NO IDEA
THEY TOOK THE CAR,
AND I'D LIKE IT BACK.
1138
01:19:33,701 --> 01:19:38,237
THEY PERPETRATED THEIR FLAGRANT
DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY
IN A STOLEN VEHICLE.
1139
01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:40,239
THAT'S GONNA ADD TIME
TO THEIR SENTENCE.
1140
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:43,041
THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY STEAL IT,
THEY WERE SORT OF BORROWING IT.
1141
01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,411
THIS IS GETTING
ENTIRELY OUT OF HAND.
HOW MUCH ?
1142
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:49,982
I BEG YOUR PARDON ?
HOW MUCH TO TAKE CARE
OF MY FRIENDS AND MY CAR ?
1143
01:19:50,050 --> 01:19:53,152
ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE
AN OFFICER OF THE LAW ?
NO, I'M JUST TRYING--
1144
01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:55,154
RICH BOY,
YOU'VE GOT TWO CHOICES.
1145
01:19:55,223 --> 01:19:57,389
PUT THE MONEY BACK
IN YOUR POCKET AND GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
1146
01:19:57,458 --> 01:20:01,293
OR I'M GONNA MAKE IT
A FOURSOME IN THAT CELL.
NOW WHAT'S IT GONNA BE ?
1147
01:20:01,362 --> 01:20:04,029
[ Sighs ]
J.C.
1148
01:20:08,836 --> 01:20:11,270
OKAY, YOU LAST BLASTERS,
1149
01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:13,405
MADMAN MAC
WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE...
1150
01:20:13,474 --> 01:20:16,308
FROM THE MIGHTY MANAGEMENT
AT THE RAMADA RESORT.
1151
01:20:16,377 --> 01:20:19,545
NO DRINKING, NO DRUGS,
NO RUNNING, NO PUSHING,
1152
01:20:19,614 --> 01:20:23,682
NO SHOVING, NO SPLASHING,
NO DIVING, NO JUMPING,
NO SCREAMING,
1153
01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:26,918
NO YELLING, NO DANCING,
NO SINGING,
1154
01:20:26,987 --> 01:20:28,720
NO ROCKING, NO ROLLING,
NO KISSING, NO HUGGING.
1155
01:20:28,789 --> 01:20:30,789
IN OTHER WORDS,
1156
01:20:30,858 --> 01:20:34,960
GET IT UP,
BUT KEEP IT DOWN.
1157
01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:46,104
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE ?
1158
01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,207
THANK YOU !
1159
01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:50,376
I'M CHAS LAWLOR,
IOWA STATE.
1160
01:20:50,444 --> 01:20:53,212
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE.
WHILE I DO,
1161
01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:55,214
THE DRINKS ARE ON ME !
1162
01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:58,551
[ Cheering ]
1163
01:21:03,224 --> 01:21:07,293
CHIEF OF POLICE BUTTFACE,
WITH HIS USUAL GESTAPO TACTICS,
1164
01:21:07,361 --> 01:21:11,430
HAS INCARCERATED
TWO OF OUR FELLOW STUDENTS
FOR A MINOR INFRACTION.
1165
01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:15,167
SO THERE'S ONE THING
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO.
1166
01:21:15,236 --> 01:21:17,903
�� [ Musical Humming ]
1167
01:21:17,971 --> 01:21:23,008
� I GOT THE PALM SPRINGS
JAILHOUSE BLUES �
1168
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:28,280
[ Mother ]
�� [ Musical Humming ]
1169
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:33,852
HEY, MOTHER,
IT'S THE CHIEF.
HI, CHIEF.
1170
01:21:33,921 --> 01:21:36,622
ARE YOU TWO LITTLE FAGGOTS
COMFORTABLE ?
1171
01:21:36,691 --> 01:21:40,092
OH, PRETTY COMFORTABLE.
WE COULD USE A POOL TABLE,
HOWEVER.
1172
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,094
OTHER THAN THAT,
IT'S KIND OF NICE.
1173
01:21:42,162 --> 01:21:44,096
[ Car Horns Honking ]
1174
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:50,102
[ Honking Continues,
Students Chanting ]
1175
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,806
[ Chanting Continues ]
1176
01:21:57,177 --> 01:22:00,879
[ Madman Mac ] I'VE GOT
A BULLETIN FOR YOU LAST BLASTERS
STILL NOT WITH IT.
1177
01:22:00,948 --> 01:22:03,915
THE LAST BLAST
HAS BEEN MOVED, BABY,
1178
01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:06,452
FROM THE RAMADA RESORT
TO THE PALM SPRINGS CITY HALL.
1179
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:10,356
THAT'S OKAY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
YOU DO IT, BUT HOW YOU DO IT.
1180
01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:13,659
SO LET'S DO IT, DO IT !
SPRING THE PALM SPRINGS TWO !
1181
01:22:13,728 --> 01:22:18,013
�� [ Rock And Roll ]
1182
01:22:19,283 --> 01:22:22,017
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE ?
1183
01:22:22,086 --> 01:22:24,420
HOLY SHIT.
1184
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,757
NELSON, THE BULLHORN.
1185
01:22:31,562 --> 01:22:35,598
[ Phone Ringing ]
DADDY ?
1186
01:22:38,802 --> 01:22:41,437
DAMN. EVERY TIME
THE KIDS COME DOWN HERE,
I'VE GOTTA WORK OVERTIME.
1187
01:22:41,505 --> 01:22:44,806
ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
NOW HEAR THIS !
1188
01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:46,975
HEAR THIS.
1189
01:22:47,044 --> 01:22:49,712
I WANT YOU ALL TO DISPERSE.
RIGHT NOW. THAT'S IT.
1190
01:22:49,780 --> 01:22:52,715
PACK IT UP. LET'S GO HOME.
GOOD NIGHT.
1191
01:22:52,783 --> 01:22:55,417
[ Ferret ]
NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH !
1192
01:22:55,486 --> 01:22:59,288
I ORDER YOU TO DISPERSE !
1193
01:22:59,357 --> 01:23:01,724
[ Crowd Booing ]
1194
01:23:01,792 --> 01:23:06,128
[ Ferret ]
THAT'S IT !
I WARNED YOU TURKEYS !
1195
01:23:06,196 --> 01:23:09,030
[ Continues Indistinct ]
1196
01:23:11,702 --> 01:23:14,703
NELSON, CALL IN
THE NATIONAL GUARD.
DADDY--
1197
01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:17,306
NOT NOW, SWEETHEART.
DADDY'S BUSY.
1198
01:23:18,876 --> 01:23:21,277
WHAT THE HELL
DOES IT TAKE ?
LET THEM GO.
1199
01:23:21,345 --> 01:23:24,079
WHAT ?
I SAID, LET THEM GO.
PLEASE ?
1200
01:23:24,148 --> 01:23:27,683
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
1201
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:31,720
IF YOU DON'T LET THEM GO,
I WILL NEVER EVER
SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
1202
01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:35,090
OH, SWEETHEART.
AND I'LL MARRY A DEMOCRAT.
1203
01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:36,925
AAH.
1204
01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:42,298
[ Cheering ]
1205
01:23:59,883 --> 01:24:03,419
THANKS FOR COMING, CHAS.
WHEN IT'S US AGAINST YOU GUYS,
I ROOT FOR US.
1206
01:24:03,487 --> 01:24:06,021
WHEN IT'S US AGAINST THEM,
I ROOT FOR ALL OF US.
1207
01:24:06,089 --> 01:24:08,390
ALL RIGHT !
[ Cheering ]
1208
01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:16,264
AS YOU KNOW, OURS WAS A SHORT
BUT GRUELING IMPRISONMENT.
1209
01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,334
AN IMPRISONMENT RIFE
WITH THE ANGUISH OF KNOWING...
1210
01:24:18,402 --> 01:24:22,371
THAT WHILE WE WERE IN THERE
STARING AT COLD STEEL BARS...
1211
01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:26,074
YOU GUYS WERE OUT HERE
PARTYING YOUR ASSES OFF !
1212
01:24:30,614 --> 01:24:34,916
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IF WE HAD IT TO DO OVER,
1213
01:24:34,985 --> 01:24:37,353
WE'D DO IT AGAIN !
1214
01:24:39,690 --> 01:24:42,090
OH, AND LOOK, ASHLEY.
1215
01:24:42,159 --> 01:24:45,293
SEE THOSE THREE STARS
RIGHT THERE ?
UH-HUH.
1216
01:24:45,363 --> 01:24:48,731
THOSE FORM
ORION'S BELT.
1217
01:24:48,799 --> 01:24:52,601
WAS NICOLE REALLY
YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND ?
1218
01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,805
WELL, IF YOU CALL
SEEING THE SAME PERSON...
1219
01:24:56,874 --> 01:24:59,742
TWO DAYS IN A ROW
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, I GUESS.
1220
01:25:01,746 --> 01:25:04,880
WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING
KIND OF FUNNY ?
WHAT ?
1221
01:25:04,948 --> 01:25:08,650
I THINK JOE AND MOTHER
THINK NICOLE AND I
REALLY DID IT.
1222
01:25:10,721 --> 01:25:12,654
BUT WE DIDN'T.
1223
01:25:13,991 --> 01:25:17,359
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH ANYONE.
1224
01:25:17,428 --> 01:25:20,796
I'M STILL A VIRGIN.
1225
01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:25,333
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
THERE'S NOT MANY OF US LEFT
IN THE WORLD.
1226
01:25:25,403 --> 01:25:27,335
ARE YOU ONE TOO ?
1227
01:25:28,506 --> 01:25:31,407
WOULD YOU BE DISAPPOINTED
IF I WEREN'T ?
1228
01:25:31,475 --> 01:25:33,542
OH, NO, ASHLEY.
NOT AT ALL.
1229
01:25:33,611 --> 01:25:36,779
IT'S-- I MEAN, I'M NOT ONE
BECAUSE I WANNA BE.
1230
01:25:36,847 --> 01:25:40,949
IT'S JUST KIND OF
WORKED OUT THAT WAY SO FAR.
1231
01:25:44,855 --> 01:25:47,389
BUT YOU LET JOE AND MOTHER
GO ON BELIEVING...
1232
01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:50,893
THAT YOU AND NICOLE HAD.
1233
01:25:50,961 --> 01:25:55,196
YEAH.
WHY, WENDELL ?
1234
01:25:55,265 --> 01:25:59,267
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S PROBABLY
THE WRONG THING TO DO,
1235
01:25:59,336 --> 01:26:03,455
BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE I'VE KNOWN THEM,
THEY ACTUALLY SEEM TO LIKE ME.
1236
01:26:03,524 --> 01:26:06,024
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT FOR SOME REASON...
1237
01:26:06,092 --> 01:26:10,128
IT SEEMS TO MAKE
A DIFFERENCE TO THEM.
1238
01:26:10,197 --> 01:26:12,964
IS IT THAT IMPORTANT
THAT THEY LIKE YOU ?
1239
01:26:16,370 --> 01:26:19,137
YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.
1240
01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:21,906
IT JUST HURTS
TO FEEL LEFT OUT.
1241
01:26:25,346 --> 01:26:27,979
YOU BET IT DOES.
1242
01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:50,669
[ Cheering ]
1243
01:26:58,211 --> 01:27:00,144
WHOO !
1244
01:27:00,213 --> 01:27:04,015
[ Crowd ]
SPEECH ! SPEECH !
SHAKE IT, MOTHER !
1245
01:27:04,084 --> 01:27:07,252
WHEN CHAS LAWLOR SACRIFICED
HIS BELOVED MERCEDES,
1246
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:11,956
I HEARD HIM SAY,
"FUCK IT. IT'S INSURED."
1247
01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:14,058
THAT'S KIND OF HOW
I FEEL ABOUT LIFE.
1248
01:27:14,127 --> 01:27:17,896
LET'S GO ! LET'S BREAK OUT
THE CHAMPAGNE !
ALL RIGHT !
1249
01:27:17,964 --> 01:27:20,399
YOU GUYS GOT
SOME FURNITURE.
1250
01:27:20,467 --> 01:27:22,467
YEAH ! ALL RIGHT !
1251
01:27:22,536 --> 01:27:26,004
OH, WOW ! LOOK AT THIS !
COOL BALL !
1252
01:27:26,072 --> 01:27:28,006
ALL RIGHT !
1253
01:27:28,074 --> 01:27:32,010
HEY, HEY.
CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN
IN HERE A LITTLE ?
1254
01:27:32,078 --> 01:27:34,446
YOU WOKE ME UP.
1255
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:37,181
WENDELL, WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN ?
WE'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
1256
01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:40,318
I'M SORRY, JOE.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU.
1257
01:27:40,387 --> 01:27:42,320
I'M OKAY.
1258
01:27:52,265 --> 01:27:54,365
YOU SURE ARE.
1259
01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:58,336
ALL RIGHT.
I'M MAN ENOUGH
TO ADMIT DEFEAT.
1260
01:27:58,405 --> 01:28:01,506
I GUESS
THE THETA PI'S WON.
HERE.
1261
01:28:01,575 --> 01:28:05,677
OH, I DON'T WANT THAT, CHAS.
THANKS ANYWAY.
1262
01:28:06,947 --> 01:28:08,880
YEAH.
1263
01:28:11,017 --> 01:28:13,084
UH, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
1264
01:28:13,153 --> 01:28:16,988
I DON'T EXPECT
YOU TO BELIEVE
A WORD OF THIS, BUT...
1265
01:28:17,057 --> 01:28:19,257
I REALLY AM SORRY,
ASHLEY.
1266
01:28:19,326 --> 01:28:22,093
YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON
AND YOU DON'T DESERVE--
1267
01:28:22,162 --> 01:28:25,430
JOE ?
YEAH ?
1268
01:28:29,870 --> 01:28:33,905
ANY FRIEND OF WENDELL'S
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
1269
01:28:35,809 --> 01:28:38,577
ALL RIGHT.
HAVE A BEER.
1270
01:28:40,781 --> 01:28:44,950
WE GO WAY BACK,
WENDELL AND I.
WE'VE BEEN CLOSE 30, 40 SECONDS.
1271
01:28:45,018 --> 01:28:47,786
[ Doorbell Rings ]
HEY, THAT'S MOTHER.
WENDELL, HOLD THE DOOR.
1272
01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:50,555
OH, MOTHER !
ALL RIGHT !
HUDDLE !
1273
01:28:51,525 --> 01:28:54,459
OKAY ! WE GOT IT !
1274
01:28:54,528 --> 01:28:58,096
HOLD IT.
ONE, TWO, THREE !
1275
01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:03,735
MOTHER !
[ Together ]
SURPRISE !
1276
01:29:05,305 --> 01:29:07,539
[ Screams ]
1277
01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:10,441
WENDELL, I'M PROUD
OF YOU, SON.
1278
01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:13,378
I'M REAL PROUD.
OH, NO !
IT'S HIS--
1279
01:29:13,446 --> 01:29:16,014
WHEN DID YOU TWO
GET IN ?
WE JUST GOT HERE.
1280
01:29:16,082 --> 01:29:19,417
WE WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU.
SORRY.
1281
01:29:19,486 --> 01:29:22,020
TA-DA !
MOTHER !
WHOO-HOO !
1282
01:29:24,491 --> 01:29:27,125
[ Screams ]
LOOK OUT !
1283
01:29:27,193 --> 01:29:30,128
ALL RIGHT !
1284
01:29:30,196 --> 01:29:33,331
THIS IS MADMAN MAC
GETTING OVER
THIS WEEKEND'S INSANITY.
1285
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:38,202
I HOPE PALM SPRINGS SHOWED YOU
HALF AS GOOD A TIME
AS YOU SHOWED US.
1286
01:29:38,271 --> 01:29:42,007
THIS IS MADMAN MAC SAYING
SO LONG, EVERYBODY !
1287
01:29:42,075 --> 01:29:44,009
GUYS. SON.
AND YOU, PRECIOUS.
1288
01:29:44,077 --> 01:29:46,310
BYE, DAD.
1289
01:29:46,379 --> 01:29:50,214
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PIGS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF 'EM.
OKAY, BYE.
1290
01:29:57,223 --> 01:29:59,390
I'LL CALL YOU.
1291
01:29:59,459 --> 01:30:01,860
I'LL CALL YOU TOO,
ASHLEY.
1292
01:30:13,607 --> 01:30:16,041
YOU ARE A STUD.
I AM NOT.
1293
01:30:16,109 --> 01:30:19,678
I WANT LESSONS
FROM THIS MAN !
1294
01:30:19,746 --> 01:30:23,514
SO, I GUESS WE'LL SEE
YOU ASSHOLES BACK ON CAMPUS.
1295
01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:26,551
NOT IF WE SEE YOU FIRST.
1296
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:29,320
GO, WENDELL.
SEE YOU GUYS.
1297
01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,723
BYE, J.C.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
1298
01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:33,725
BYE, CHAS.
1299
01:30:41,635 --> 01:30:44,586
[ Male Singer ]
� HEY, BOY
THE ODDS ARE IN YOUR FAVOR �
1300
01:30:44,655 --> 01:30:47,438
� FIRST YOU'VE GOT
TO GET IN THE GAME �
1301
01:30:47,507 --> 01:30:50,642
� SO GET GOIN'
PUT IT ON THE LINE NOW �
1302
01:30:50,710 --> 01:30:53,444
� THE FIRST MOVE
IS THE HARDEST TO MAKE �
1303
01:30:53,513 --> 01:30:56,281
� TAKE THE CHANCE
SHOW YOUR FEELINGS �
1304
01:30:56,349 --> 01:30:59,384
� TAKE THE CHANCE
LET HER IN �
1305
01:30:59,452 --> 01:31:02,988
� TAKE THE CHANCE
OUT OF NOWHERE �
1306
01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:05,824
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE DREAMING �
1307
01:31:05,893 --> 01:31:08,894
� NOW YOUR DREAM
IS COMING TRUE �
1308
01:31:08,962 --> 01:31:11,429
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE A LONG SHOT �
1309
01:31:11,498 --> 01:31:15,600
� BEGINNER'S LUCK
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU �
1310
01:31:21,207 --> 01:31:24,042
� THERE YOU ARE
SITTIN' AT THE STOP LIGHT �
1311
01:31:24,111 --> 01:31:26,945
� WAITING FOR
THE LIGHT TO CHANGE �
1312
01:31:27,014 --> 01:31:30,081
� SHE PULLS UP
SHE'S ROLLIN' DOWN HER WINDOW �
1313
01:31:30,150 --> 01:31:32,917
� HEY, BOY
BETTER ASK HER HER NAME �
1314
01:31:32,986 --> 01:31:35,854
� TAKE THE CHANCE
SHOW YOUR FEELINGS �
1315
01:31:35,922 --> 01:31:38,923
� TAKE THE CHANCE
LET HER IN �
1316
01:31:38,992 --> 01:31:42,560
� TAKE THE CHANCE
OUT OF NOWHERE �
1317
01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:45,263
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE DREAMING �
1318
01:31:45,331 --> 01:31:48,399
� NOW YOUR DREAM
IS COMING TRUE �
1319
01:31:48,468 --> 01:31:50,969
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE A LONG SHOT �
1320
01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:53,104
� BEGINNER'S LUCK �
1321
01:31:53,173 --> 01:31:57,375
� IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' �
1322
01:31:57,443 --> 01:32:00,444
� SNEAKIN' UP FROM BEHIND �
1323
01:32:00,513 --> 01:32:02,847
� TAKIN' HOLD
OF YOUR HEART, BOY �
1324
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:07,886
� THAT SWEET SURPRISE �
1325
01:32:46,292 --> 01:32:49,160
� HEY, BOY
THE ODDS ARE IN YOUR FAVOR �
1326
01:32:49,229 --> 01:32:52,063
� FIRST YOU'VE GOT
TO GET IN THE GAME �
1327
01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:55,233
� SO GET GOIN'
PUT IT ON THE LINE NOW �
1328
01:32:55,301 --> 01:32:58,069
� THE FIRST MOVE
IS THE HARDEST TO MAKE �
1329
01:32:58,138 --> 01:33:00,939
� TAKE THE CHANCE
SHOW YOUR FEELINGS �
1330
01:33:01,007 --> 01:33:04,008
� TAKE THE CHANCE
LET HER IN �
1331
01:33:04,077 --> 01:33:07,678
� TAKE THE CHANCE
OUT OF NOWHERE �
1332
01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:10,514
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE DREAMING �
1333
01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:13,517
� NOW YOUR DREAM
IS COMING TRUE �
1334
01:33:13,586 --> 01:33:16,020
� YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE A LONG SHOT �
1335
01:33:16,089 --> 01:33:21,793
� BEGINNER'S LUCK
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU �
1336
01:33:24,297 --> 01:33:27,431
� IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU �
1337
01:33:30,237 --> 01:33:33,571
� IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU �
1338
01:33:35,876 --> 01:33:38,509
� IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU ��
1339
01:34:04,304 --> 01:34:04,352
- [ Announcer ]
MEET JOE.
- TAKE OFF HIS TRUNKS.
1340
01:34:04,353 --> 01:34:04,401
AND MOTHER.
THIS COULD BE INTERPRETED
AS PERVERTED BEHAVIOR.
1341
01:34:04,404 --> 01:34:04,407
AND INTRODUCING...
HOW DO YOU DO, SIR ?
I'M WENDELL TVEDT.
1342
01:34:04,408 --> 01:34:04,411
- MY NAME'S WENDELL TVEDT.
- HI. I'M WENDELL TVEDT.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1343
01:34:04,412 --> 01:34:04,415
THEY'RE THREE FUN-LOVING
FRATERNITY BROTHERS ON VACATION.
1344
01:34:04,416 --> 01:34:04,419
[ Together ]
WELCOME TO PALM SPRINGS,
YOU ASSHOLES !
1345
01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:04,423
FRATERNITY VACATION !
1346
01:34:04,424 --> 01:34:04,427
I TRY TO TREAT
THESE KIDS DECENTLY
WHEN THEY COME INTO TOWN.
1347
01:34:04,428 --> 01:34:04,431
- PACK IT UP. LET'S GO HOME.
- I'M FAIR, I'M LENIENT.
1348
01:34:04,432 --> 01:34:04,435
I ORDER YOU TO DISPERSE !